Googling Jessica Alba

With her continued success in film and striking beauty, Jessica Alba is one hot Jessica Albaproperty.

So it is no surprise, that her name is one that is Googled by thousands of people everyday.  While Google has been known to ask if you have misspelled a query (such as if if you tried to search Jesica Elba), Google is getting more intuitive with what people are really looking for.

To see what I’m talking about, take a look here.

Its Not Always Fighting Like Cats and Dogs

January 28th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures Email This Post Print This Post

Inspired by ExtremelyFunny.info’s own poster pup, Dibbs, it was my goal to prove that dogs and cats can get along, almost a little to well sometimes.  Here are a few examples of this.

 Kitty-Puppy Love
Source: megoptown
Girl Dog loves Boy Cat
Source: katkrinkles

Big Dog - Little Cat
Source: caffeineguy

Litle Dog Loves Big Cat
Source: David Picciuto

Results From Googling George W. Bush

I was not entirely surprised by the results shown.
Click on the thumbnail to see for yourself.

Google Results

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold (or With Pizza)

The old flaming bag of dog poo has entered the digital age. With services like PooYoo! now available, you can send poop to anyone via traditional mail…for a nominal fee.

In the spirit of free enterprise, ExtremelyFunny.info is offering a free virtual alternative.

We present to you a totally fictitious event and a totally fictitious dish.  Januarfest is a fantastic German festival celebrated in the end of January.  While not as popular as Oktoberfest, Januarfest still offers everyone an opportunity to try some unique German cuisine.  One of the most popular dishes is Pferd Düngemittel, a rare delicacy, normally served with crackers, pizza and cold beer.

The punchline of this gag: Pferd Düngemittel is German for “horse manure”.

So whether you e-mail a link, copy and send, or go into Photoshop and spruce it up a bit, remember to send warm (and smelly) wishes to those you dislike.

Link: Have a Happy Januarfest

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? To Get His Own Sign.

January 25th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Funny Pictures Email This Post Print This Post

Chicken SignImagine driving down the road and seeing a big rooster’s head on a sign warning.  That’s seems just plain silly.  Well now imagine, it were true.  We’ve compiled a short list of animal crossing signs that caught our funny bone.

I was not aware that frogs were such a valuable resource that they warranted a sign.  I guess most French restaurants prefer to serve their frogs free-range.

Frog Warning
Source: Neil Gould

Apparently, in the Canadian capital (Ottawa), tax dollars go to putting up signs with squished turtles on them (and they become fair game once school rolls back in).
Squished Turtle Sign
Source: Alistair Williamson

Now I suppose that a Kangaroo warning may not seem too odd in Australia, but how about in Houston, Texas?  Just kidding, this one is from the Land Down Under.
Look out of the ‘roo.
Source: Stuart Creegan

I thought they were only native to the coldest climates, but apparently there is a breed of penguins that reside in Tasmania. Look out for Chilly Willy on the right.
Chilly Willy
Source: Ben C

If I have to wait for one more guppy to go by, I’m gonna go mad.

Fish Crossing
Source: Neil Gould

And last but not least, in British Columbia they have deers so fat and ugly they resemble elephants.

Deer or Elephant?
Source: swagger