The Circus Is In Town…

February 29th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Random Funniness Email This Post Print This Post

and ExtremelyFunny.info is the socially-challenged chimpazee throwing his feces at all the on-lookers.

The good and funny people in the Humor Blogs Group at BlogCatalog are holding a “blog carnival”.  Bloggers of all shapes and size are putting thier funny stuff on display for all to see.  No matter your sense of humor or taste, you should find something to enjoy.

Welcome to the Carnival 

Our Dog Surfs The Net When We Are Not Home

February 27th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Flickr Caption Wednesday, Funny Pictures Email This Post Print This Post

Provocative Puppy

I can’t believe he found this.  Thanks go to ptite_veve for corrupting poor Dibbs.

My Pitch For The Next Survivor

With reality television having lasted longer than I thought, I would at least like to see something on television with a little more grit. So, I would like to propose to Mark Burnett that the next season of Survivor be a complete overhaul. No more gorgeous scenery, no more scantily clad woman. It is all about survival.

I present to you: Survivor South Central.

Survivor South Central

We take 16 white kids from suburbia and drop them into South Central Los Angeles. And when I say 16 white kids, I mean sixteen Caucasian teenage boys who think they aren’t white (if you catch my drift). Now, I understand dropping these social misfits in the middle of Gangland USA may not be the most responsible thing, but it sure would be entertaining.

I’m also thinking of suggesting the follow up should be Survivor Siberia. Equipping the contestants in nothing but a g-string in the middle of January, I could recommend a couple boys my daughter used to date for that project.

Now that’s entertainment.

Hillary In Her Hijab

After all of the fuss made about alleged leaked photos of Barack Obama, the staff at Extremely Funny acquired an exclusive image of Hillary Clinton in traditional Muslim attire.

Hillary in Her Hijab

Nicorette For Men

Okay, so the title of this post may sound odd, but there is method to my madness.
I’ve been seeing the same Nicorette ad being played on TV over and over again, with the woman who passes on going out for a smoke with her co-workers. And while I found it funny the first few times, it occurs to me that the marketing giants behind these ads are missing out on some key demographics…..namely, men.

According to Statistics Canada, the largest market of cigarette smokers are men. Therefore, the demographic they should be tailoring their advertising dollars to are men between 18 and 44. And what will encourage men to chew nicotine gum, and “crush the craving“?

My Nicorette Print Campaign