RIP LOLCATS! Long Live LOLSexKittens!!!

I still don’t quite understand the whole LOLCats phenomenon. People take pictures of cats and add mispelt captions to them. Not everyone wants to see your precious Snowball sleeping and spouting out random things like “:drool:”. However, everyone does enjoy pictures of scantily clad women dressed like cats. So I’m proclaiming the dawn of a new age. The newest phenomenon to be seen over the interwebs is LOLSexKittens.

Enjoy.

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Its Like Hooters..But For Women

In a recent posting on Tiggyblog, Tiggy discusses her desire to be a Hooters Girl. It was after this moment, that I came to the realization that there isn’t any restaurant chains with similar concepts aimed at the female market. Why is there not a place where women to go where women can enjoy a salad and a few margaritas and lust over the barely dressed waiter. In the interests of fairness (and the interests of my female audience). I present you the answer.

Peckers

Rather than go into too much detail about the concept, I will let my work speak for itself.

Oh, and I expect a few thank yous (as well as some Diggs, Stumbles and Smilies) from the ladies.

Celebrity Cleavage Challenge: Girls On Film

As promised I’m adding yet another edition to our popular Celebrity Cleavage Challenge series. This is the third edition of the series, and is aptly named Girls On Film. This means three more groups of movie starlet’s fun bags to try and identify.

Enjoy and good luck.

Were you able to correctly identify all three twosomes on your first attempt? Do you have any suggestions or criticisms that can help us with future editions of Celebrity Cleavage Challenge? Or simply put, do you like boobies? Please leave a comment.

If you enjoyed this edition or have been enjoying the entire series, forward a link to someone else who might find it fun. Also, head down to humor-blogs.com and vote for this post. While your vote won’t help pay for the future development of the series, each vote ensures that someone has an excuse for staring at some famous woman’s whoppers.

Better Than A Car Wash

Having seen other college co-eds raise funds for special causes, a few students from the Nursing Program at Dedecus College decided to try their hands at fund-raising themselves.

Kelly Feelgoode and Samantha Shivago, both seniors at the school, helped kickoff the school’s annual “Nutsack Awareness Week” with an event that would put most car washes to shame.

Free Testicular Cancer Check

The girls were surprised by the support of not only the student body, but the support they received from members of the faculty. Dr. Peter Pedis, a professor in the Podiatry Department appeared anxious for his own examination, and when asked by members of the press about his opinion on such activity, he was quoted as saying:

“These students are our future, and we should support them in all of their endeavors. I’ve been encouraging other students to lend a helping hand with this campaign.”

Having raised over $100,000 within a few short hours, the first stage of the awareness program is considered a success. The students are looking at taking their campaign off-campus in order to build more awareness amongst the surrounding community.

In other news, other departments within the institution are considering similar fund-raising ventures in the near-future. Interest has been most notable amongst the students in both the Gynecological and Proctological Departments. More news on this as it develops.

Would you be willing to support these girls during their awareness campaign? Can you suggest campaigns that other students might want to try? Leave a comment.

If you like this post, I expect you to go over to humor-blogs.com and click on the smilie face. While your vote won’t help you in getting a free testicular exam, each vote ensures that men everywhere won’t need to live fairy tale lives in order to get a “happy ending”.

Sex and Fast Food

Sex is used to sell all types of products from gum and potato chips to beer and cars.

However, it seems most of the fast food chains choose to ignore this tactic in favour of quirky and family-friendly programming.

So, what if I were in charge of adding a little sex-appeal to your favorite fast food chain latest campaign?

Below include a few ideas of mine:

Dairy Queen Ad
Taco Bell
Pizza Hut

New York Fries
McDonalds

Okay, so the New York Fries ad isn’t entirely original, and Carls Jr. had featured Paris Hilton in their commercials, but you get the idea.

Which ad do you like the best? Which ad would most likely influence your purchase? Are there other restaurant chains that this type of advertising would be more suited to? Please leave a comment.If you enjoyed this post, leave a comment and tell us so. While you are at it, head on over to humor-blogs.com and click on that smilie face. Each click ensures that Paris will have no problem finding “big meat” to put in her mouth.