Supergirl’s New Career

Based on the caption on the cover of the upcoming comic book, Supergirl’s interests are definitely shifting into new directions.

Pony Rides

January 27th, 2009 3 Comments   Posted in Demotivational Posters, Funny Pictures Email This Post Print This Post

I can remember going to the fairgrounds as a kid, and being lead around on a show pony. I remember thinking that someday I’d like to be a cowboy.  Somethings never change.

What Britney Spears Wants…

Apparently, Britney Spears is not aware of the controversy surrounding her new single, “If You Seek Amy”. Neither Ms. Spears or her record label, Jive,  have spoken to the press regarding the possible shock tactics she is using to help promote her latest album, “Circus”.  Most radio stations are uncertain how to handle the song, as they fear penalties from the FCC, as the chorus spells out “f— me”.

The controversy grows as reports indicate that this is the beginning of a trend for the former Mickey Mouse Club member.  Images leaked to the Internet indicate that Britney is involved in the next Harry Potter movie, set for a July release.  And the poster from the single is already raising some eyebrows.

The follow up single, about Britney’s childhood hobby, is also bound to raise a few eyebrows.

If you are are concerned that these tactics will mark the beginning of the end for the young songstress’ career, fear not.  We have received news as it relates to a new endorsement deal for Britney.  She has signed on with an energy drink manufacturer, and the initial campaign is almost ready for its official launch.  Hopefully, this will help boost Britney’s image, which has seen its problems since the Pepsi debacle.

PMS Bears

For children who grew up in the 1980s, the Care Bears represented joy and happiness. These simple plush toys had the ability to put a smile on the face of almost any child.

A quarter of a century later, many of these once delightful young girls are now women who suffer from depression and have mood swings. The men in their lives, live in fear, unsure of what horrors they might face.  And should they say something, they fear that their fate might be worse.

As a tool to help men deal with women who are dealing with PMS, I present to you: The PMS Bears.

Each bear represents a different emotion, and should be offered to said woman when the need arises.  The first set includes 5 different bears.
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Ninja Sex

January 22nd, 2009 3 Comments   Posted in Demotivational Posters, Funny Pictures Email This Post Print This Post

For those people needing a little motivation, this one’s for you.