Archive for February, 2009:
Pussycat or Real Doll
Beautiful, fabricated, large fake breasts, and always ready to perform. The question is, who am I referring to? And is there more to that statement then meets the eye?
Can you tell the difference between a burlesque styled singer (a Pussycat Doll) and a life-sized sex toy (a Real Doll) by looking at only their chest? The object of the game is to try and pick the correct answer among the five dolls.
Good luck and enjoy.
Celebrity Cleavage Challenge: Grammy Nominated Num-Nums
Its been three months since the previous edition, so if you have been waiting patiently for the latest from our Celebrity Cleavage Challenge series, we’ve got good news for you. This is the sixth edition of the series, and it dedicated to the luscious lady lumps of some recent Grammy Nominees. It is aptly named Grammy Nominated Num-Nums. This means three new sets of vocalists’ volvos to try and recognize.
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Who Forgot Paris Panties Day?
With a bevy of groundhogs seeing their shadow on Monday (including Punxsutawney Phil, Shubenacadie Sam, and Wiarton Willie), it appears as if another six weeks of Winter is unavoidable. However, many soothsayers slept on a more important story. While February 2nd is traditionally known as Groundhog’s Day, it also considered by many to be Paris Hilton’s Panties Day.
During this special occasion, paparazzi are known to congregate near Paris Hilton in order to predict what type of year we can expect. It is said that the shade of Ms. Hilton’s undies can help determine the direction that the mass media will take for the coming year. If her panties are light colored, the media outlets will focus more on issues like education and health care. If her panties are dark, the focus will go towards more provocative subject matter like celebrity sex tapes and rehab.
And the winner is……
NO PANTIES???!??
And yet another year of debauchery awaits us.
