All Women Are Bisexual by Nature
I was right. And for those of you who don’t know me, that is usually the case. To celebrate my victory of intellect, I present you with a picture MOST ALL WOMEN can enjoy.
Source: Lisa Rigan
I’m certain some of you agree, and others may be confused, but as stated earlier, I was right. All women are bisexual by nature. Now to understand this statement, you must first know what it means to be bisexual. According to the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, bisexual means:
-adjective
1. Biology.
a. of both sexes.
b. combining male and female organs in one individual; hermaphroditic.
2. sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
–noun
3. Biology. an animal or plant that has the reproductive organs of both sexes.
4. a person sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
Now I’m not suggesting that all women have both reproductive organs, but that all women are sexually responsive to both sexes. How can I prove this, you ask? With scientific evidence.
A study was done, FIVE FRIGGIN’ YEARS AGO, that studied how men and women responded to different types of erotica. Homosexual men were sexually aroused by images of men and heterosexual men by images of women. In other words, men’s sexual arousal patterns were highly obvious.
Women on the other hand, were very different. Both straight and gay women would become sexually aroused by both male-oriented and female-oriented erotica.
So, in conclusion, ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL BY NATURE.
You are welcome.
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May 29th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
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May 30th, 2008 at 11:32 am
The article you referenced also stated; “heterosexual women were just as sexually aroused by watching female stimuli as by watching male stimuli, even though they prefer having sex with men rather than women…The study’s results mesh with current research showing that women’s sexuality demonstrates increased flexibility relative to men in other areas besides sexual orientation…Since most women seem capable of sexual arousal to both sexes, why do they choose one or the other? Probably for reasons other than sexual arousal.”
My theory is that women respond differently to stimuli that they find a turn-on, perhaps it’s fantasy involved more than what men find a turn-on. I don’t think the article intent was to claim women are bisexual rather that women’s sexual identities and associations differ greatly from men’s. And that men’s sexual libido, particularly homosexual men, coincides with genetics more than personal choice or preference.
But throw in a couple ferrets or an Opossum and that could all change…
May 30th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Well it looks like you’ve done your research… but personally I’m not feelin’ it!!!
May 30th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Loh - I’ve added your link to my list.
Krapsody - You make a compelling argument. However, I didn’t see anything about animal erotica in the study, so I’m not sure about the ferrets. If a study is done involving it, it certainly won’t happen anywhere in North America, where I believe it is considered illegal. But certainly, keep me posted.
Dawn - I’m sorry you aren’t feeling it. Would you prefer something more multi-racial (not everyone is into white girls) or do you just prefer redheads?
May 30th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Nooo… don’t think that would work either… but nice try
May 30th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Hey, some of us are just aesteticists or however you friggin’ spell it. I mean, a nice, um curvy body, a few well-placed um…bumps, I mean, does it really matter?
May 31st, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Hey Jinksy, yeah I noticed there were no animal erotica references in the article. I just tossed that in because you mentioned on my blog post about the ferret critter getting people confused, but it was actually an opossum… who is highly stimulated by the image of mating ferrets with artificial vaginas.
=p
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Hey don’t get me wrong, the idea lil ‘lone that picture are hot!
June 6th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I’m pretty sure that chick on the right is bisexual AND a vampire.
June 16th, 2008 at 1:25 am
So it’s OK for me to have feelings for my Guatemalan maid then? I thought it was the mustache she was sporting.
June 21st, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Hey, chicks with mustaches are hot.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Also keep in mind that women are better looking.
February 12th, 2009 at 12:26 am
All women are bi? Men wish.
Str8 women are having a tough time these days convincing you guys that you’re wrong.
The bottom line is that men are turned on by HOPING that all women are bi. Since so many of us are not, it’s a lost cause. We like being appreciate for liking men, but that’s never enough for some men anymore.
May 24th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
you assume that arousal is simply confined to a single cause and effect reaction. the study showing that heterosexual women were aroused by female erotica does not conclude that all women are bisexual by nature. That data concludes nothing. It simply identifies the existence of different psychological, biochemical, emotional, and physical processes between men and women.
if you wish to play semantics and claim that because a woman can become aroused when female erotica is introduced, then she is technically responsive to the same sex sexually, then you have a poor and immature understanding of sexual arousal psychologically. What if a woman sees another female masturbating and the pleasure it brings her. The observing woman can become aroused out of the thought of the woman that she could too pleasure herself……and have no arousal or attraction to the same sex. It is a hypothetical circumstance, but it shows that your reasoning is incomplete. Point being that your conclusion is wrong because you assumed your evaluation process was valid. It is actually very flawed.
You have won no intellectual victory. however you have shown your inability to facilitate complex conceptual structures.
May 25th, 2009 at 10:36 am
I’m amazed by the number of people who try to argue against this post almost a year after I first wrote it.
The study indicated that when women were shown bisexual material (or girl-on-girl erotica), they became aroused.
The definition of bisexual refers to someone who is “sexually responsive to both sexes”.
If you are unable to understand this, and see how by definition this makes all women bisexual, you may need to go back to high school and take a remedial English course.
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June 26th, 2010 at 3:35 am
Notice how they change the word “pictures of men/women” when it comes to men, and erotica when it comes to women.Erotica in it self is a broader term, and women are generally/closely to never aroused by pictures at all, therefor im going to assume he was using a different type of erotica to prove that like you say “all women are bisexual”(novels, or ponographic movies).Women are also according to research turned on by monkeys having sex, and i dont think that means that women are turned on by monkeys.So your assumtion that all women are bisexual, is not only bold but untrue.And the study you are refering to has faced quite amount of critique.Have a nice day.
February 6th, 2011 at 9:45 am
All that is pure nonsense, and I’m already getting tired of hearding about this shit. Most women ARE NOT bisexual or lesbian, no matter how much you guys phantasize about it. Just take a look at the erotica made by women for women, (i.e. slash fiction, yaoi manga) and you will see that the most part of it it’s male-male stuff. You won’t find very much lesbian (or monkey) stuff.
By the way, the researcher who made the study you’re referring to (J. Michael Bailey) is a joke. He’s been also trying to convince us that transexuals are simply feminine gays ot perverts who get turned on seeing themselves like women. Another study said that all bisexual men are lying and are really closeted gays, and he said also that it would be ethically acceptable aborting homosexual fetuses.
So yeah, that’s the kind of shit that people believe in nowadays. It’s so sad…
PD. As a heterosexual woman, I find that picture disgusting, just you know.
March 28th, 2011 at 10:18 am
My wife is bi and I have asked her. Her response is 90% of all women are at least bi-curious and 95% of them would definitely have sex with a woman if they knew it was 100% discreet. The one’s that don’t act on their urge’s are worried about people finding out.