All Women Are Bisexual by Nature
I was right. And for those of you who don’t know me, that is usually the case. To celebrate my victory of intellect, I present you with a picture MOST ALL WOMEN can enjoy.
Source: Lisa Rigan
I’m certain some of you agree, and others may be confused, but as stated earlier, I was right. All women are bisexual by nature. Now to understand this statement, you must first know what it means to be bisexual. According to the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, bisexual means:
-adjective
1. Biology.
a. of both sexes.
b. combining male and female organs in one individual; hermaphroditic.
2. sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
–noun
3. Biology. an animal or plant that has the reproductive organs of both sexes.
4. a person sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
Now I’m not suggesting that all women have both reproductive organs, but that all women are sexually responsive to both sexes. How can I prove this, you ask? With scientific evidence.
A study was done, FIVE FRIGGIN’ YEARS AGO, that studied how men and women responded to different types of erotica. Homosexual men were sexually aroused by images of men and heterosexual men by images of women. In other words, men’s sexual arousal patterns were highly obvious.
Women on the other hand, were very different. Both straight and gay women would become sexually aroused by both male-oriented and female-oriented erotica.
So, in conclusion, ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL BY NATURE.
You are welcome.
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May 29th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Hi,
I’m interested in having a link exchange with you. Mine is a joke blog, ‘1 Joke a Day’. It’s a PR3 site. I have put your link at my blog, it will be great to have you to do so too.
http://1jokeaday.blogspot.com
cheers
May 30th, 2008 at 11:32 am
The article you referenced also stated; “heterosexual women were just as sexually aroused by watching female stimuli as by watching male stimuli, even though they prefer having sex with men rather than women…The study’s results mesh with current research showing that women’s sexuality demonstrates increased flexibility relative to men in other areas besides sexual orientation…Since most women seem capable of sexual arousal to both sexes, why do they choose one or the other? Probably for reasons other than sexual arousal.”
My theory is that women respond differently to stimuli that they find a turn-on, perhaps it’s fantasy involved more than what men find a turn-on. I don’t think the article intent was to claim women are bisexual rather that women’s sexual identities and associations differ greatly from men’s. And that men’s sexual libido, particularly homosexual men, coincides with genetics more than personal choice or preference.
But throw in a couple ferrets or an Opossum and that could all change…
May 30th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Well it looks like you’ve done your research… but personally I’m not feelin’ it!!!
May 30th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Loh - I’ve added your link to my list.
Krapsody - You make a compelling argument. However, I didn’t see anything about animal erotica in the study, so I’m not sure about the ferrets. If a study is done involving it, it certainly won’t happen anywhere in North America, where I believe it is considered illegal. But certainly, keep me posted.
Dawn - I’m sorry you aren’t feeling it. Would you prefer something more multi-racial (not everyone is into white girls) or do you just prefer redheads?
May 30th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Nooo… don’t think that would work either… but nice try
May 30th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Hey, some of us are just aesteticists or however you friggin’ spell it. I mean, a nice, um curvy body, a few well-placed um…bumps, I mean, does it really matter?
May 31st, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Hey Jinksy, yeah I noticed there were no animal erotica references in the article. I just tossed that in because you mentioned on my blog post about the ferret critter getting people confused, but it was actually an opossum… who is highly stimulated by the image of mating ferrets with artificial vaginas.
=p
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Hey don’t get me wrong, the idea lil ‘lone that picture are hot!
June 6th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I’m pretty sure that chick on the right is bisexual AND a vampire.
June 16th, 2008 at 1:25 am
So it’s OK for me to have feelings for my Guatemalan maid then? I thought it was the mustache she was sporting.
June 21st, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Hey, chicks with mustaches are hot.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Also keep in mind that women are better looking.