Comments on: Aquaman’s Special Powers

By: BeardlessFlyer

BeardlessFlyer — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 13:09:46 +0000

not to nitpick, davenport, but batman actually has dropped superman like a bad habit on a few occasions. Kryptonite rings in utility belt, just in case superman goes rogue. green arrow has a few kryptonite arrowheads for the same reason. i love how all the DC comic heroes without powers secretly hate the ones who do. i think it’s because the non supers had to deal with horrible misfortune/hard work/money/genius to get where they are, and the supers just had it fall in their laps. superman is damn near god because our sun is the wrong color, and green arrow had to develop his archery skills to hunt for food after being marooned on an island for christ’s sake. come to think of it, birdman is solar powered too. funny how the same basic character can suck so much harder then the man o’ steel, and share such similarities. batman HATES green lantern with a passion. probably because he has ultimate power on his finger and he uses it to hit people with giant novelty glowing flyswatters.

By: Derk mannly

Derk mannly — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:18:18 +0000

i’d be the great and powerful spatula dick. my dick would be shaped like a spatula, you know to flip eggs and shit.

By: j

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:01:03 +0000

Either batman, a masked billionaire superhero badass with awesome gadgets, or even better, the green arrow, a masked biollionaire superhero badass with awesome gadgets that he made because he is super genius. Or some mix of the two. Then again, the universe would probably unravel at the mere idea of a superhero with that density of raw power.

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What Would The Green Arrow Do? | Extremely Funny — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:44:10 +0000

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By: id

id — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:15:08 +0000

sorry about abbreviations and missing letters im having a hard time typing with only left hand being a righty…i broke it :/ ironic… lol

By: id

id — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:11:06 +0000

i was actually having this convo with my bf the other day…he’s affraid i’d use any super power for an evil cause and become a villain…but id want thw power of Eden McCain…she was able to ake ppl do whatever she told them…i wouldnt need a suit and unlike my bf thinks i wouldnt use it for evil causes…but i wouldnt use it try to save the world either…life would just be easier… think about it you would go to school like a regular pperson but you wouldnt have to study you’d just ask you teacher to give you the questions of the test and not tell anyone about it…you get the idea…same thing for work you could work at any place you want by just asking them to hire you then you’d ask them to give the salary you want…it doesnt have to be an outrageous number…you can live easily and happily….

and as for the lamest super hero …. idk theres a lot of characters created w/o giving enouhg thought about their powers and the best super hero…idk there are just too many good ones but none of them is unbeatable…they can all get hurt or even die…including me (with my eden mccain superpower =P)

By: macramillion

macramillion — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:15:34 +0000

For Phil drifter a.k.a Phil McKraken,
If you were the hero of editing and proofreading you claim to be you would also know that you are talking about a typeface, not a font.

Greatest super hero = Captain caveman
Lamest = The gay Ghost (http://blogzarro.com/?p=240)

By: Drillt Urmom

Drillt Urmom — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:17:29 +0000

AND HE HAS A MULLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Drillt Urmom

Drillt Urmom — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:12:58 +0000

Its important that sidekicks are not brought to this conversation as “super” in any way. Robin was and is lame but he isn’t a “super hero”. Lamest super hero has to be………… Captain Planet, for anyone who disagrees, allow me to point out the latent fruitiness of a super hero who has every power in the multi-verse of super heroes yet relies on 5 dimwitted kids (planeteers, lol!) who have a nonsensical eco-drive to save the world from super-polluters with no parental supervision.

hanna-barbara can suck a fatty.

Now its time for me to have sex with both of my girlfriends and my wife.

By: sporkman317

sporkman317 — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:50:23 +0000

Batman is BY FAR the worst superhero… he dosnt even have any real super powers… hes just some bored rich guy who knows how to fight… i bet if someone was to do that in real life they would be MURDERD!