Britney Spears Fast Forward
Curious as to what the coming year would bring, we grabbed our Time Machine and fast forwarded to the end of 2008 to see what made headlines. Britney Spears made the top of the list.
First, Britney has a hard time with Fed-Ex (I mean K-Fed) having full custody of her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden Jame.
Friends and family try to help her cope by substituting her kids with stuffed animals. Being heavily drugged and sedated, Ms. Spears can “bearly” tell the difference.
Britney spends a great deal of time binge-drinking and heavily drugged. Her mind is so out of place, she walks into a McDonalds half-naked. As you can tell by the look from some onlookers, not everyone was disappointed by her strange behavior.
With all her mental and emotional troubles, Britney turns to a number of men to help her self-esteem problems. Her bed-jumping activity gets her in more trouble with the tabloids with headlines making reference to Britney being a “dirty whore”. In an effort to try and clean up her image, a drunken Britney invites the press to see her bathe in a public fountain.
It appears without proper support, Britney Spears in doomed for destruction. If you wish to help with reversing these dangerous patterns, please help me in locating the time-frame in which all her trouble stems from (meeting “Captain Idiot” Kevin Federline). We can travel back in time, stick him on a bus to Kentucky and save her career.
Oh, and maybe we can go back in time and hand her sister Jamie Lynn some condoms, while we are at it.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
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March 4th, 2008 at 2:34 am
Her doom for destruction started the day she was birthed from a giant gaping anal sphincter to the intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter family of hers.
I think most people put more thought into which shoes they’re going to put on this morning than she does making decisions for herself. Disappearing from the public eye by staying drugged and sedated is probably her only hope.
I see her career much like her life going down in flames with 20 some odd illegitimate children in a trailer park. And there will be one photographer there to capture the moment and toss the picture into the flaming rubble.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Oh….Brit. You are the train wreck I cannot walk away from.
I still cannot believe her mama wrote a parenting book…what a joke!