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Step Aside Kate. Time for Jon Plus 8.
After the recent announcement that Jon Gosselin would no longer be appearing on TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 as of November 2nd. TLC has received a great deal of backlash from male viewers who find Kate too whiny and bitchy to watch.
In order to appeal to the always important male 18-35 demographic, TLC is considering finding a timeslot for Jon and some of his newest friends.
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Shouldn’t Jon get his time to shine? Does the sound of Kate bitching make you want to grab a shotgun? Isn’t it time to focus on a different 8? Leave a comment.
Costume Ideas: A Halloween Colouring Book For Adults
Everybody and their mother seems to be writing a book. Diesel from Mattress Police has a new book. The Caucasians over at Stuff White People Like have a book. And tons of other bloggers, affiliate marketers and pimps all have published books on one subject or another. The other day, someone asked me when I was going to write a book, so I thought long and hard and decided what I was gonna write: a coloring book for adults.
Everybody enjoys colouring books. However, most colouring books are aimed at a much younger audience. There really aren’t a lot of colouring books designed for adults to enjoy. This is no longer the case. In celebration of Halloween, I have put together a special e-book: “Costume Ideas: A Halloween Colouring Book For Adults”. And the best part - ITS FREE.
So, if you like sexy girls and you like colouring, DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So to all you pimps who think you are so good because you are a published author, hwo’d you like me now?
Oh, and BTW, for those Americans who think I have a ton of typos on this page, the rest of the world spells it colour, not color.
Back To School or Back To Skool?
As most kids are heading back to school either this week or next week (depending on the local school board), one question comes up.
What exactly are we sending our kids back to?
Five Assumptions By Aliens Based On The Tabloids
There is a very good reason why the haven of the entertainment world is sometimes referred to as “Hollyweird”. Shows like Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood focus on providing up-to-date information about our favorite celebrities. And while some of the celebrities’ humanitarian efforts are featured, other segments deal with the latest dirt on our most beloved stars.
If humankind was judged solely based on the behavior of these notable celebrities, we’d be in deep trouble. If you don’t believe me, then take a look at the five examples below through an extra-terrestrials eyes.
Kids Have It So Easy Nowadays
I remember listening to stories from my grandparents (and some of my friend’s grandparents) about how hard it was being a kid in their time. Walking five miles barefoot in the snow to get to school. Working the coalmines at the age of eight to help feed their sixteen brothers and sisters. Killing off Nazis at the age of twelve. They seemed to have a pretty tough life.
Being a child who grew up in the seventies and eighties, I pretty much had free reign and often wondered what I’d tell my grandchildren of my hardships. Now in my mid-thirties, I can now see how hard I had it compared to kids today.
