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Sex and The Kitty

May 23rd, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

One part HBO series turned summer blockbuster - one part feline fiasco. Mix together and you get something oddly unsettling.

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The Ultimate Facebook Application

May 15th, 2008 4 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Social Misfits

So, I’ve been getting hundreds of invites to the latest and greatest applications on Facebook. And they all seem to have the same basic premise: invite your friends to get extra credits, so you can pull, roll, scratch, spin or tug on someting. Win a bunch of tokens, buy prizes and earn more credits. At this rate, I could spend hours on Facebook, and not accomplish anything. If only there was a way to stop the madness.

Well, I do have an idea (I can only hope that there is a Facebook developer reading this who has the time and patience). The ultimate Facebook application. I call it the One Million Token application.

Basically, by installing the application, you receive one million tokens….a day…every day…doesn’t matter if you even forget to login for a week, you still get those tokens. And what do you do with those tokens? You buy prizes. But here’s the clincher: every prize is only worth one stinking token. And after buying an entire group of prizes, you earn…you guessed it…more tokens.

I figure this way, if someone is spending all friggin’ day buying prizes, they won’t bother me with other pointless crap.

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Who Wants To Be A Yugoslavian Millionaire?

May 9th, 2008 5 Comments   Posted in Contests, Marketing Genuis

First off, I would like to apologize to the 2 or 3 people who have popped by the site a dozen times over the last couple weeks to see if their was any new content. Unfortunately, I was abducted by aliens and forced to breed with Lindsay Lohan in a plot to overrun the world with little hairy drunkards.

Now that I’m back, I would like to reward my loyal minions with a rare and exciting opportunity. As part of my lawsuit settlement with said aliens (who couldn’t differentiate Ms. Lohan from a vacuum cleaner), I came into a small fortune. And i am willing to share this small windfall with one lucky reader. I will be awarding to one lucky reader:

Not 1 million….
Not 5 Million….
Not 10 million….
But 100 Million Yugoslavian dinaras.

The rules are simple.

Simply leave a comment to this post, and tell me in 150 words or less, why you deserve to be a Yugoslavian millionaire. Entries are judged for creativity, originality and humour. I will select one lucky winner on May 31st, and they will receive 100 Million Yugoslavian Dinara.

Good luck.

If I Was On The KFC Board Of Directors…

March 22nd, 2008 5 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, PERF, Photoshop Phun

I’d send a nice, heartfelt greeting card to all the PETA Members wishing them a nice Easter holiday.

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What a Movie Poster Should Look Like

March 18th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Photoshop Phun