PETA vs. Guerrilla Marketing

Those who have followed this site from its earlier day are familiar with my dislike of PETA and its use of sexual guerilla tactics for getting its message out. I strongly dislike the use of scantily-clad and naked women to promote the PETA agenda (even if I don’t necessarily mind the semi-nude women themselves). And while others have joined their protests and used signs to mock them, I’m quite certain a corporate entity could benefit from the use of guerrilla marketing.

Geico Protester


What do you think? Do you have a company who would better suit this type of marketing? Feel free to leave a comment. Also, feel free to vote for this post at humor-blogs.com

If I Was On The KFC Board Of Directors…

I’d send a nice, heartfelt greeting card to all the PETA Members wishing them a nice Easter holiday.

Easter Card from KFC to PETA

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Happy Steak & BJ Day!!!!

I’ve been hearing on the radio over the last few days how today, March 14th, is Steak & BJ Day.  While I do love enjoy a good juicy steak, I’m unsure why the Piano Man needs this recognition.  Aren’t there artists that need more attention than Billy Joel?

Oh well.

Steak & BJ Day
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Noone Really Wants Tofu Burgers Anyways

I could really go for a Whopper
I know that feeling all too well.

Real Women Eat Meat

Sharon Doesn’t Eat Meat

I came across an article promoting PETA’s latest campaign, the search for the sexiest vegetarian. So I went to GoVeg to check it out, and I came across this hottie named Sharon. I read a little further to find out that this tattoo-loving part-time model is married. Sure, she’s got a smoking hot body, but she probably demands a meat-free home. You kinda feel bad for her husband. Then I think about the semi-nude ads with Pamela Anderson, and Alicia Silverstone. It dawns on me, that PETA’s agenda revolves around sex.

Well, I’m looking out for my meat-eating brethren, and am starting my own campaign - PERF (People Eating Real Food). Women can be sexy and eat something other then celery or tofu. I start my campaign with two photoshopped stock photos, and two pictures I found on Flickr (thanks go to JD Hogg and Allenism). I may add slogans later, but the message should be pretty clear. If you have photos you’d like to contribute, leave a comment below. Feel free to click on the thumbnails below, as well.

Legs and Weiners
Sausage and Cleavage
Eating Hot Dog
Mustard Shot