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The Next Big Summer Blockbuster

May 28th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

Over the last two decades, the summer means big budget blockbusters, and every year those blockbusters seem to include a few comic book superheroes in live action splendor. This summer will include a film with Iron Man, the sixth installment of Batman (in the past 20 years), and a second Hulk movie. With the X-Men, Superman, the Fantastic Four and Spiderman all having captured large audiences over the last few years, the studios are looking for their next big hit.

My pick for the next big blockbuster is a spinoff, so to speak (the same could have been said about the comic book series. And this character adds a little sex appeal to the whole super hero genre, as well. I’m talking about:

She-Hulk

I think Joanie “Don’t Call Me Chyna” Lauer (if not in rehab) would make a great run as the green beast. And the role of Jennifer Susan Walters would be played well by former star of the O.C., Mischa Barton (also if she’s not in rehab).

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Future Celebrity Careers

May 26th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Many celebrities work odd jobs before making their big break. Actors who earn millions for a film role, or singers who have sold millions of albums, have worked in kitchens, warehouses and sewers to earn a few bucks. And once the fame and fortune is gone, many resort back to more menial work in order to make ends meet. Here are a few predictions for future employment opportunities for three celebrities.

Paris Hilton as a Dominatrix

Britney Spears as a Hooters Girl

Mariah Carey as a Stripper

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Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover

May 26th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. So, it is in fact true, that after boozing, snorting and sleeping with about 1/5 of the world’s male population, LiLo had no choice but to switch teams. However, this is in fact not Lindsay’s first endeavor in female philandering. According to an anonymous tip, Lindsay Lush played the role of a Chubby Chasing Pillow Queen with a Fugly Rugmuncher supplying her plenty of Nose Candy and tuna sandwichs (whatever that means).  And a leaked photo shows that Lindsay’s taste in women are indeed, rather bizarre.

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Sex and The Kitty

May 23rd, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Marketing Genuis, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

One part HBO series turned summer blockbuster - one part feline fiasco. Mix together and you get something oddly unsettling.

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Seacrest Out (Of The Closet)

May 21st, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

On the eve of the American Idol season finale, a new (but not necessarily shocking) bit of news has been leaked out to the press. American Idol host Ryan Seacrest is in fact, gay.

While Seacrest’s sexual preference has been more well-guarded than a Suri Cruise bowel-movement, pictures of Ryan (or as he likes to be called by his closest and dearest boyfriends - Rear End) have been leaked out to the media. Below are but a few of the pictures we were able to get our hands on.

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