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Drew Barrymore Stops Using Her Mac

July 15th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture

I’m quite certain that Apple must’ve loved the fact that actress Drew Barrymore had been seen traveling around with a Mac in tow, wherever she went. Like a great number of celebrities, Drew was interested in having a snazzy looking and useful tool around with her, and one that would catch the eye of onlookers. However, after months of playing around with her Mac, Drew has decided that it just didn’t feel right for her anymore.

While I’m certain, Steve Jobs isn’t pleased by this news, the story gets even weirder. During a recent commerical taping, the 33-year old actress was seeing carrying around some new hardware.

Drew had thrown her Mac aside, for a PC. When questioned about her decision, Ms. Barrymore stated:

“I found myself like many young women, wanting to have the newest, coolest and fastest thing going. However, as a woman matures, you realize that speed isn’t everything. Sometimes a woman wants to take her time and enjoy herself.
And if what you have only takes a few seconds to get ready, you have wonder if it worth your time. I’m much happier with the equipment that I am NOW using.”

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Do you prefer to use equipment that takes it time to please you, or that gets right to the task? Do you prefer a quick flashy Mac to a slow boring PC? Leave a comment.

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Madge’s New Vadge Badge

July 14th, 2008 4 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

While Madonna’s brother talked to the media about his new tell-all book today, he had stated that he felt confident that his sister and Yankees star Alex Rodriguez have not been having an affair, contrary to what the media has been speculating.

When a publicist for the “Material Girl” was approached about the star’s current relationship with husband-filmmaker Guy Ritchie, it was revealed that they had been very supportive of each other during these trying times, and that Madonna had even gone to a tattoo parlor to prove it. To show her devotion to her hubby, “Madge” has reportedly had several of Guy’s film titles scrawled onto various parts of her body.

One particular photo provided, suggests that the film title “Snatch” was placed just above Madonna’s…ummmm…well….you get the idea.

When the singer was spotted with her husband in NYC later in the day, both reporters and fans of the almost 50-year old diva could be heard hurling questions at the pop-star about her new ink. When one reporter asked the Kabbalah devotee about her opinions of Ritchie’s critically-acclaimed film about the London criminal underworld, Madonna appeared confused and uncertain what to say. Nearby onlookers reportedly overheard the singer/actress ask her husband “You made a movie called what????”

More on this story as it develops.

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Would you like to suggest an appropriate place for Madonna to place her “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” tattoo? Do you think half-century-old divas should still be getting body modifications? Leave a comment.

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Personal Items Stolen From Paris Hilton

July 14th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

It seems every few days new stories about Paris Hilton appear in TMZ or other celebrity sites. They all mention pregnancy rumors, bar fights, updates on her relationships, her next TV project, and everything else under the sun. However, they all seem to touch on but never deal directly with one very important story. The situation we speak of has been brewing over the last couple years and appears to be getting worse and worse. It appears as if personal property is being taken away from Ms. Hilton, and she is having to deal with her loses in stride. No, it isn’t her jewelry or cars that go missing. Someone or someones are stealing Paris’ panties.

Pictures seem to be constantly surfacing, of poor Miss Paris having to attend various social events without any extra coverage. Numerous weblogs have posted pictures of Ms. Hilton leaving various stores after purchasing lingerie and other undergarments. Yet she continues to be seen in public without a single pair of gitch on.

What is the reason for this? Why is this happening to poor Paris?

It appears as if a small group from Colorado have been secretly sabotaging Paris’ collection of g-strings and thongs. The alleged perpetrators are not only stealing the underpants from under the celebutante, but other people’s panties as well.

A knickers-free terrorist group simply known as the “Underspants Gnomes” have been spotted in various parts of Colorado, most notablely South Park, but are still at large.

The reasons for their actions are still unknown at this time, but the staff here at Extremely Funny are doing their best to get in touch with the butt-floss loving group. Authorities in both Colorado and California are working together in an effort to provide aide to both Miss Hilton and the other victims.

In an effort to find the missing bikini bottoms and briefs, posters and flyers are being distributed to various retail outlets and pictures of the lost lingerie are being sent to both state and federal authorities. Should you have any knowledge on the whereabouts of the diva’s delicates or other people’s undies, a toll-free number has been setup to allow anonymous tips to be provided. If you have any information pertaining to Ms. Hilton’s heinie-coverings, please call 1-888-NO-PANTY.

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Tips For Seducing Rednecks

July 9th, 2008 4 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

As a service to our two female readers, I decided it was only right to provide some content geared to them. And what is a popular topic amongst our female readership…..dating. So I thought it only fitting that I provide some dating advice. However, as most of the guys I know are pretty low-brow, the best advice I can provide is a bit on the frightening side. So without further ado, here are three easy tips to keep in mind when trying to attract the opposite sex… well as long as his name is Billy-Bob or Bubba.

Tip #1: Present him with something enticing

Men are simple creatures. We like simple things like meat, sports, large breasts, beer and explosions. Pick two of these things and present it to us. You will find most subjects rather receptive to discussions about tailgate parties, beer-can bikinis, or NASCAR.

Tip #2: Set The Mood

After luring the redneck male back to your place, you can’t simply offer them sex. You have to set the mood for the evening. Put on a nice Lynyrd Skynyrd 8-track or Billy Ray Cyrus cassette. That’s really sexy. Turn off the lights, and turn on the TV. If you don’t own any actual porn, don’t be discouraged. Flip the channels until you find a Monster Truck Rally. That will be considered a suitable replacement.

Tip #3: Make Him Feel Comfortable

Once you have enticed the redneck male to the bedroom, the subject may start to feel uncomfortable. If you have all your own teeth, or don’t say things like “din you git sum”, he may not feel attractive enough. You can ease his discomfort by engaging in things like roleplay. You can act out his fantasy of “that purdy cousin from da city”, or whatever else comes to mind. The important thing is to not be judgmental of his requests, and you’ll be fine.

I hope you have found this advice useful. If you want to learn more about the redneck, or simply want to take a look at some successful shotgun weddings, feel free to click here.

How Heroes Get Motivated

July 4th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Pop Culture

I thought this poster would be appropriate after hearing that Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere, 18 and co-star Milo Ventimiglia, 31, (who plays Peter Petrelli ) were a couple.