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Why Do Bisexual Women Deny Their Bisexual Nature?
Source: big-ashb
After reading a recent comment from a “socially awkward window licker” for a post I made almost a year ago, I think we need to re-open the subject of bisexuality and women.
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1. Do The Math
Bisexuality refers to the ability to be “sexually responsive to both sexes”. Studies from six years ago indicate that all women were responsive to all forms of erotica (both male and female). Based on the study as well as the definition of bisexuality, we can safely conclude that all women are bisexual.
2. Alcohol Induced Bisexuality
There has been a growing trend among young women where alcohol causes them to act out on their bisexual nature.
I am referring to the act of drunk girls kissing other drunk girls.
Now some of you will argue that alcohol impairs both a person’s judgment as well as their inhibitions. Others will argue that alcohol induces the truth. Alcohol allows women to indulge in their own bisexual natures while using alcohol as a crutch.
3. The Forty Year Old Virgin Scenario
According to a study done by the University of Chicago during the 90s (aptly titled ‘‘The Social Organization of Sexuality: Sexual Practices in the United States’‘), 1.2 percent of men admitted to still being virgins when they turned 40. For women, the rate was about 2 percent. What does this have to do with women and acting on their bisexuality? While some people remain virgins due to the lack of sexual attractiveness, some choose to remain pure until they are married.
Women abstain from pre-marital sex due to moral or religious beliefs. Women also abstain from same-sex encounters due to moral or religious beliefs.
4. You Always Have a Choice
Social stigma and conditioning can play an important role in people’s choices. Both men & women face roadblocks when admitting their sexual preferences to both their family & peers, when it doesn’t fit society’s norm of a strictly heterosexual lifestyle. And those who admit their attractiveness to both sexes, do not always do so equally. Some “openly bisexual” women are more attracted to women. Others are more attracted to men. Some are equally attracted to both men and women. Just because a woman chooses to only pursue male sex partners, does not mean that she isn’t attracted to women.
That is her choice.
However, irregardless of her personal choices, she remains bisexual.
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Do you still wish to deny the evidence, and pointlessly argue the truth? Do you believe social conditioning has led women to deny their bisexual tendencies? Do some women need to be more open-minded about their sexuality? Leave a comment.
Strangest Spyware Detection Ever
Bell Internet (formerly known as Sympatico) is Canada’s largest ADSL ISP in Canada. And as part of their security suite, a virus and spyware scanner is included. During its initial scan for spyware, it came up with some very strange results.
WTF?
The Seven Best Edible Bras Ever
Women wear bras for many reasons. A bra can be worn to support and enhance the shape of the breast during everyday activities. Some specialized bras, such as sports bras, are worn in order to provide support and restraint on the breasts during physical activities. Some bras can be worn to help preserve modesty, while others are designed to lift the breasts into certain positions in order to provide a more youthful look or for enhancing the appearance of a woman’s cleavage.
While most bras are made out of a fabric, such as cotton or polyester, some bras are made out of food or other edible material.
We are going to take a closer look at the seven best edible bras to ever cover a woman’s wobbly-bits.
All Women Are Bisexual by Nature
I was right. And for those of you who don’t know me, that is usually the case. To celebrate my victory of intellect, I present you with a picture MOST ALL WOMEN can enjoy.
Source: Lisa Rigan
I’m certain some of you agree, and others may be confused, but as stated earlier, I was right. All women are bisexual by nature. Now to understand this statement, you must first know what it means to be bisexual. According to the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, bisexual means:
-adjective
1. Biology.
a. of both sexes.
b. combining male and female organs in one individual; hermaphroditic.
2. sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
–noun
3. Biology. an animal or plant that has the reproductive organs of both sexes.
4. a person sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
Now I’m not suggesting that all women have both reproductive organs, but that all women are sexually responsive to both sexes. How can I prove this, you ask? With scientific evidence.
A study was done, FIVE FRIGGIN’ YEARS AGO, that studied how men and women responded to different types of erotica. Homosexual men were sexually aroused by images of men and heterosexual men by images of women. In other words, men’s sexual arousal patterns were highly obvious.
Women on the other hand, were very different. Both straight and gay women would become sexually aroused by both male-oriented and female-oriented erotica.
So, in conclusion, ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL BY NATURE.
You are welcome.
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Is Meme Tag More Like Touch Tag or The Body Spray?
Apparently, William from DeadRooster.com slapped me across the back of a head with a meme.
What’s a meme you ask? Apparently, Its the Internet’s version of Truth and Dare without the need to french kiss complete strangers. I really don’t understand this whole meme thing, as it sometimes feels like those e-mails you receive that tell you to forward it to 20 friends or else your penis will fall off. Due to the general nature of my being, I must break all the rules of meming.
Firstly, I don’t think most people really care to know who I am. Like WIlliam, only a small percentage of my viewers are bloggers. A noticeable perecentage seem to come across this site while looking for porn and other weird stuff.
Secondly, the people who I’d be most curious about have either already been tagged, or would likely tell me (in some creative manner) to “go make sweet love to myself”.
However, for the two of you who are really, really curious, here are eight unusual and funky facts about me.
1. When I go to McDonalds and the girl behind the counter is grumpy, I always insist on my free smile.
2. While I have seen a few Jinxs and Jinks’s online, I’m the one true Jinksy, since Jinks is my last name.
3. I often find that a very large wiener interferes with my typing (the puppy likes to be held, while I’m on the computer you perv).
4. I own a pair of roller-blades that I will never use, because I fell on my ass the first time I used them. And won’t sell them, because I’m stubborn enough to think I’ll try them again someday.
5. At work, when “St. Andrews” by Bedouin Soundclash comes on the radio, I will strut into the design room, do a little dance and walk out of the room.
6. When I worked at a call centre, I got all flustered when I was informed that the person I was asking for was the man’s dog. Who in the world gets mail in their dog’s name? Freaks! So, I now dislike people who get mail in their pet’s names.
7. Before I let my hair grow out, drunk people used to mistake me for Tom Green. I spent one night with a bunch of drunk university kids, and this kid introduced me to all his friends as Tom. (I honestly don’t see it)
8. My tongue can touch my nose.
So, now that I’ve officially killed this meme, I can await hate mail from the random Google searchers who found this while looking for “Tom Green Axe Body Spray Porn”.
