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All Women Are Bisexual by Nature
I was right. And for those of you who don’t know me, that is usually the case. To celebrate my victory of intellect, I present you with a picture MOST ALL WOMEN can enjoy.
Source: Lisa Rigan
I’m certain some of you agree, and others may be confused, but as stated earlier, I was right. All women are bisexual by nature. Now to understand this statement, you must first know what it means to be bisexual. According to the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, bisexual means:
-adjective
1. Biology.
a. of both sexes.
b. combining male and female organs in one individual; hermaphroditic.
2. sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
–noun
3. Biology. an animal or plant that has the reproductive organs of both sexes.
4. a person sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
Now I’m not suggesting that all women have both reproductive organs, but that all women are sexually responsive to both sexes. How can I prove this, you ask? With scientific evidence.
A study was done, FIVE FRIGGIN’ YEARS AGO, that studied how men and women responded to different types of erotica. Homosexual men were sexually aroused by images of men and heterosexual men by images of women. In other words, men’s sexual arousal patterns were highly obvious.
Women on the other hand, were very different. Both straight and gay women would become sexually aroused by both male-oriented and female-oriented erotica.
So, in conclusion, ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL BY NATURE.
You are welcome.
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Is Meme Tag More Like Touch Tag or The Body Spray?
Apparently, William from DeadRooster.com slapped me across the back of a head with a meme.
What’s a meme you ask? Apparently, Its the Internet’s version of Truth and Dare without the need to french kiss complete strangers. I really don’t understand this whole meme thing, as it sometimes feels like those e-mails you receive that tell you to forward it to 20 friends or else your penis will fall off. Due to the general nature of my being, I must break all the rules of meming.
Firstly, I don’t think most people really care to know who I am. Like WIlliam, only a small percentage of my viewers are bloggers. A noticeable perecentage seem to come across this site while looking for porn and other weird stuff.
Secondly, the people who I’d be most curious about have either already been tagged, or would likely tell me (in some creative manner) to “go make sweet love to myself”.
However, for the two of you who are really, really curious, here are eight unusual and funky facts about me.
1. When I go to McDonalds and the girl behind the counter is grumpy, I always insist on my free smile.
2. While I have seen a few Jinxs and Jinks’s online, I’m the one true Jinksy, since Jinks is my last name.
3. I often find that a very large wiener interferes with my typing (the puppy likes to be held, while I’m on the computer you perv).
4. I own a pair of roller-blades that I will never use, because I fell on my ass the first time I used them. And won’t sell them, because I’m stubborn enough to think I’ll try them again someday.
5. At work, when “St. Andrews” by Bedouin Soundclash comes on the radio, I will strut into the design room, do a little dance and walk out of the room.
6. When I worked at a call centre, I got all flustered when I was informed that the person I was asking for was the man’s dog. Who in the world gets mail in their dog’s name? Freaks! So, I now dislike people who get mail in their pet’s names.
7. Before I let my hair grow out, drunk people used to mistake me for Tom Green. I spent one night with a bunch of drunk university kids, and this kid introduced me to all his friends as Tom. (I honestly don’t see it)
8. My tongue can touch my nose.
So, now that I’ve officially killed this meme, I can await hate mail from the random Google searchers who found this while looking for “Tom Green Axe Body Spray Porn”.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Our poster pup, Dibbs, and everyone at ExtremelyFunny.info want to wish you a fun and safe St. Patrick’s Day.
The Circus Is In Town…
and ExtremelyFunny.info is the socially-challenged chimpazee throwing his feces at all the on-lookers.
The good and funny people in the Humor Blogs Group at BlogCatalog are holding a “blog carnival”. Bloggers of all shapes and size are putting thier funny stuff on display for all to see. No matter your sense of humor or taste, you should find something to enjoy.
