Five Assumptions By Aliens Based On The Tabloids

There is a very good reason why the haven of the entertainment world is sometimes referred to as “Hollyweird”. Shows like Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood focus on providing up-to-date information about our favorite celebrities. And while some of the celebrities’ humanitarian efforts are featured, other segments deal with the latest dirt on our most beloved stars.

If humankind was judged solely based on the behavior of these notable celebrities, we’d be in deep trouble.   If you don’t believe me, then take a look at the five examples below through an extra-terrestrials eyes.

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From Disney To Gay Porn

As strange as it might sound at first, the transition from making family friendly flicks to hardcore gay porn is a no-brainer.  The metrosexual good looks of many Disney-friendly young actors would make an obvious fit.  So don’t be surprised next time you go to rent an adult film and see one of the following sitting on the shelf.

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Sending Mixed Messages on MySpace

Some strange stuff appears on MySpace from time to time.

For anyone not familiar with social networking sites like MySpace or Facebook, these sites allow you the ability to share your thoughts with not just your family and friends, but the entire world.  However, sometimes when people don’t sort or organize their pictures properly (place them in separate photo albums, for example), the images displayed can send mixed messages to their intended audience.  Here are some examples of strange picture pairings that we uncovered on MySpace, and what we think it means.

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The Seven Most Perverse Superpowers

Like most kids, I was always amazed by the cool superpowers that my favorite comic book heroes had.  I often imagined it would be cool to be able to fly or have super strength.  As I grew older and saw many of my favorite superheroes and supervillians find their way onto the big screen, it also occurred to me that many of those real neat powers could be used in some very naughty ways.  Here is the list of the seven most perverse of those powers.

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Magazine Title Mishaps

Magazine subscriptions seem to be common amongst groups looking for an easy fundraiser, as well as those looking for a simple job and looking to make a few extra bucks.  However, mistakes will happen.  The magazines mentioned by a phone solicitor end up completely different from what you were looking for.  Sometimes it can be a simple clerical error, but sometimes magazine titles are so similar sounding, mistakes are going to happen.  Here are a few real examples of mistakes that may prove embarrassing to a new subscriber.

And in order to confuse the bilingual Canadians out there….


Have you come across a legitimate magazine that sounds similar to a porn title?  Have you ever been disappointed after accidentally picking up a copy of “Jigs”?   Leave a comment.