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Costume Ideas: A Halloween Colouring Book For Adults
Everybody and their mother seems to be writing a book. Diesel from Mattress Police has a new book. The Caucasians over at Stuff White People Like have a book. And tons of other bloggers, affiliate marketers and pimps all have published books on one subject or another. The other day, someone asked me when I was going to write a book, so I thought long and hard and decided what I was gonna write: a coloring book for adults.
Everybody enjoys colouring books. However, most colouring books are aimed at a much younger audience. There really aren’t a lot of colouring books designed for adults to enjoy. This is no longer the case. In celebration of Halloween, I have put together a special e-book: “Costume Ideas: A Halloween Colouring Book For Adults”. And the best part - ITS FREE.
So, if you like sexy girls and you like colouring, DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So to all you pimps who think you are so good because you are a published author, hwo’d you like me now?
Oh, and BTW, for those Americans who think I have a ton of typos on this page, the rest of the world spells it colour, not color.
Kanye West Does It Again
After the outrage from this past weeks VMAs, you would thinks Kanye West would have learned his lesson.
But the outspoken rapper/producer found himself on stage spouting the virtues of Beyoncé Knowles, once again. What Mr. West had neglected to consider when he jumped on stage at a small theatre in East Los Angeles, was that he was interupting an acceptabce speech at the Transexual Adult Films Awards (also knowns as the Shemmys).
When award winner Leslie Coxx pointed out that perhaps Kanye may have been mistaken. The controversial rapper stood his ground insisting that Beyoncé Knowles be recognized for her talent. Ms. Coxx proceeded to explain that she had been awarded the Shemmy for “Best Group Sex Performance by a She-male Involving Midgets“, Kanye wouldn’t budge. Ms. Coxx questioned Mr. West about whether or not Ms. Knowles had ever performed fellatio on 72 midgets in the course of an hour. The outspoken rapper responded: “If by 72 midgets, you mean Jay Z, then the answer would be yes.” When Ms. Coxx pointed out that in order to qualify for the award, Beyoncé would need to have a penis, Mr. West responded by saying “If by penis, you mean Jay Z, then the answer would be yes.”
Visibly frustrated by this interruption, Ms. Coxx lifted up her dress to reveal her rather large endowment. After a few seconds of shock, Kanye apologized and left the stage.
At the time of this report, Kanye was expected to be appearing at this weekend’s Emmy Awards in hopes of winning an award for his recent appearance on the Jay Leno Show.
Five Assumptions By Aliens Based On The Tabloids
There is a very good reason why the haven of the entertainment world is sometimes referred to as “Hollyweird”. Shows like Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood focus on providing up-to-date information about our favorite celebrities. And while some of the celebrities’ humanitarian efforts are featured, other segments deal with the latest dirt on our most beloved stars.
If humankind was judged solely based on the behavior of these notable celebrities, we’d be in deep trouble. If you don’t believe me, then take a look at the five examples below through an extra-terrestrials eyes.
From Disney To Gay Porn
As strange as it might sound at first, the transition from making family friendly flicks to hardcore gay porn is a no-brainer. The metrosexual good looks of many Disney-friendly young actors would make an obvious fit. So don’t be surprised next time you go to rent an adult film and see one of the following sitting on the shelf.
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Sending Mixed Messages on MySpace
For anyone not familiar with social networking sites like MySpace or Facebook, these sites allow you the ability to share your thoughts with not just your family and friends, but the entire world. However, sometimes when people don’t sort or organize their pictures properly (place them in separate photo albums, for example), the images displayed can send mixed messages to their intended audience. Here are some examples of strange picture pairings that we uncovered on MySpace, and what we think it means.
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Tags: facebook, funny, funny photo, funny photos, funny picture, funny pictures, girls, humor, humour, myspace, photos, satire, social media, spoof
