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How Heroes Get Motivated

Jinksy — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:26:22 +0000

I thought this poster would be appropriate after hearing that Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere, 18 and co-star Milo Ventimiglia, 31, (who plays Peter Petrelli ) were a couple.

Going From Ugly To Slutty

Jinksy — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:13:57 +0000

Recent reports indicate that ABC is looking at giving at least one show on its Thursday night lineup a bit of face lift. In order to grab hold of the ever elusive 18-35 yr old male market, Ugly Betty will be undergoing some massive changes. Originally based on the Columbian telenovela, “Yo soy Betty, la fea” (”I am Betty, the ugly one“), the new story arcs will be based on the more successful Mexican telenovela, “Yo soy Betty, la puta del fin de semana” (”I am Betty, the weekend whore”).

In the season opener, Betty Suarez (played by America Ferrera) finds herself in the arms of Daniel (played by Eric Mabius) after a night of binge-drinking. Following a passionate night of hot tawdry sex, Daniel mistakingly hands Betty several hundred dollars. Realizing her true potential, Betty decides to continue spending her week working for Meade Publishing, and her weekends sleeping with random men for fists full of cash.

The newly dubbed “Slutty Betty” should begin airing on ABC in September.
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All Women Are Bisexual by Nature

Jinksy — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:08:49 +0000

I was right. And for those of you who don’t know me, that is usually the case. To celebrate my victory of intellect, I present you with a picture MOST ALL WOMEN can enjoy.

Source: Lisa Rigan

I’m certain some of you agree, and others may be confused, but as stated earlier, I was right. All women are bisexual by nature. Now to understand this statement, you must first know what it means to be bisexual. According to the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, bisexual means:

-adjective
1. Biology.
a. of both sexes.
b. combining male and female organs in one individual; hermaphroditic.
2. sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
–noun
3. Biology. an animal or plant that has the reproductive organs of both sexes.
4. a person sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.

Now I’m not suggesting that all women have both reproductive organs, but that all women are sexually responsive to both sexes. How can I prove this, you ask? With scientific evidence.

A study was done, FIVE FRIGGIN’ YEARS AGO, that studied how men and women responded to different types of erotica. Homosexual men were sexually aroused by images of men and heterosexual men by images of women. In other words, men’s sexual arousal patterns were highly obvious.

Women on the other hand, were very different. Both straight and gay women would become sexually aroused by both male-oriented and female-oriented erotica.
So, in conclusion, ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL BY NATURE.

You are welcome.

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The Next Big Summer Blockbuster

Jinksy — Thu, 29 May 2008 02:04:16 +0000

Over the last two decades, the summer means big budget blockbusters, and every year those blockbusters seem to include a few comic book superheroes in live action splendor. This summer will include a film with Iron Man, the sixth installment of Batman (in the past 20 years), and a second Hulk movie. With the X-Men, Superman, the Fantastic Four and Spiderman all having captured large audiences over the last few years, the studios are looking for their next big hit.

My pick for the next big blockbuster is a spinoff, so to speak (the same could have been said about the comic book series. And this character adds a little sex appeal to the whole super hero genre, as well. I’m talking about:

She-Hulk

I think Joanie “Don’t Call Me Chyna” Lauer (if not in rehab) would make a great run as the green beast. And the role of Jennifer Susan Walters would be played well by former star of the O.C., Mischa Barton (also if she’s not in rehab).

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Future Celebrity Careers

Jinksy — Tue, 27 May 2008 02:50:41 +0000

Many celebrities work odd jobs before making their big break. Actors who earn millions for a film role, or singers who have sold millions of albums, have worked in kitchens, warehouses and sewers to earn a few bucks. And once the fame and fortune is gone, many resort back to more menial work in order to make ends meet. Here are a few predictions for future employment opportunities for three celebrities.

Paris Hilton as a Dominatrix

Britney Spears as a Hooters Girl

Mariah Carey as a Stripper

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Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover

Jinksy — Mon, 26 May 2008 14:30:38 +0000

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. So, it is in fact true, that after boozing, snorting and sleeping with about 1/5 of the world’s male population, LiLo had no choice but to switch teams. However, this is in fact not Lindsay’s first endeavor in female philandering. According to an anonymous tip, Lindsay Lush played the role of a Chubby Chasing Pillow Queen with a Fugly Rugmuncher supplying her plenty of Nose Candy and tuna sandwichs (whatever that means). And a leaked photo shows that Lindsay’s taste in women are indeed, rather bizarre.

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The Female Trekkie

Jinksy — Sat, 24 May 2008 04:49:49 +0000

There are certain undeniable truths in life, and this is one of them.

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Sex and The Kitty

Jinksy — Sat, 24 May 2008 00:26:49 +0000

One part HBO series turned summer blockbuster - one part feline fiasco. Mix together and you get something oddly unsettling.

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Seacrest Out (Of The Closet)

Jinksy — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:01:32 +0000

On the eve of the American Idol season finale, a new (but not necessarily shocking) bit of news has been leaked out to the press. American Idol host Ryan Seacrest is in fact, gay.

While Seacrest’s sexual preference has been more well-guarded than a Suri Cruise bowel-movement, pictures of Ryan (or as he likes to be called by his closest and dearest boyfriends - Rear End) have been leaked out to the media. Below are but a few of the pictures we were able to get our hands on.

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The Ultimate Facebook Application

Jinksy — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:35:59 +0000

So, I’ve been getting hundreds of invites to the latest and greatest applications on Facebook. And they all seem to have the same basic premise: invite your friends to get extra credits, so you can pull, roll, scratch, spin or tug on someting. Win a bunch of tokens, buy prizes and earn more credits. At this rate, I could spend hours on Facebook, and not accomplish anything. If only there was a way to stop the madness.

Well, I do have an idea (I can only hope that there is a Facebook developer reading this who has the time and patience). The ultimate Facebook application. I call it the One Million Token application.

Basically, by installing the application, you receive one million tokens….a day…every day…doesn’t matter if you even forget to login for a week, you still get those tokens. And what do you do with those tokens? You buy prizes. But here’s the clincher: every prize is only worth one stinking token. And after buying an entire group of prizes, you earn…you guessed it…more tokens.

I figure this way, if someone is spending all friggin’ day buying prizes, they won’t bother me with other pointless crap.

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