Extremely Funny

Scandal strikes Washington D.C., as a mishap during a recent press conference at the White House, horrified hundreds of onlookers. During a session of questioning with the media , electric bolts appeared to come from the face of President Bush. Part of the President’s face appeared to be sliding off, revealing what appeared to be some type of circuitry. Once peace was restored one of George W’s aides stepped forward and provided the following statement.

“Many of you have been wondering, and It is in fact true. The President of these United States is not human, but is in fact a cybergenic being. The GW46 had been designed to replace the late George W Bush, who died of an unfortunate drug overdose in September of 1976, God rest his soul. As you can imagine, keeping this secret has been highly difficult, and filled with many obstacles. Having to use some of Dick Cheney’s loose neck skin to produce realistic wrinkles for the the GW46 was troubling. We had encountered a few bugs during the last few upgrades, as was evidenced by many of the speaking engagements over the last 8 years. We pose no regrets for our decisions, and feel that we did what we did in the best interest of the nation.”

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