George W. Bush Vs. A Taco
Over the past century we’ve seen some of the greatest rivalries unfold before our eyes. Whether that be the Red Sox vs. Yankees, Celtics vs. Lakers,Pepsi vs. Coke or Apple vs. Microsoft. But we have yet to fully appreciate the greatest rivalry of all time: George W. Bush vs. a taco. But who would be the victor in the battle between the diplomat and the dinner?
Question 1: Which is more popular?
While considered a traditional Mexican dish, tacos are enjoyed by people in Australia, Canada, China, Iceland, New Zealand, Norway, Singapore, the United Kingdom and the United States (just to name a few places).
According to the latest polls, only 27% of Americans approve of how Bush is running the country. So in other words, you ask four people what they think of him, three of them would tell you that they dislike him. Poor Georgey.
Score: Taco 1 George 0
Question 2: Which is more relateable?
A graduate of Yale University, George worked in his family’s oil businesses for a number of years. He was a co-owner of the Texas Rangers, and would work his way into becoming Governor of Texas in 1994. A mere six years later, he became President of the United States.
Tacos can contain practically any type of meat, and can be easily made at home.
Score: Taco 2 George 0
Question 3: Which is more logical?
It had been reported that during a Pentagon meeting in August of 2004, President Bush had been overheard saying “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we.”
The purpose of the taco’s shell is to prevent its contents from spilling out. Because of the shell, a taco can be eaten from your hand, without the aid of utensils.
Score: Taco 3 George 0
Question 4: Which is more safe?
In December of 2006, 70 diners from Taco Bell restaurants on the East Coast fell sick from E. coli poisoning,
Based on data from various sources, George W and his War On Terror has been either the direct or indirect cause of death for between 9,402 and 27,607 civilians, 887 Coalition soldiers and approximately 4,016 Afghan Police, Military and Private Military contractors. That makes George responsible for between 14,305 and 31,965 deaths.
Which makes you feel more comfortable? 70 sick people or 14,000+ casualties?
Score: Taco 4 George 0
Question 5: Which is more dangerous to the other?
In 2006, U.S. Congress had approved spending $2.7 billion for a fence to be built on the U.S./Mexico border. Its now being reported that it will cost an additional $400 million.
Four years earlier, President Bush spoke to reporters with a noticeably bruised face. Who was the culprit? A pretzel.
Bush is not fearful of the Mexican people coming over illegally. He is fearful of choking on Mexican delicacies such Gorditas, Burritos, Taquitos, and (yes you guessed it) tacos.
Tacos, however, do not fear Bush.
Score: Taco 5 George 0
Verdict: Winner by a unanimous score of 5 to 0 - the Taco.
Well, until anyone can provide a better argument: A Taco > George W. Sorry, fella.
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Do you feel the verdict was unjust? Do you think that Bush is more popular than a taco? Do you think tacos fear George W? Please leave us a comment.
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September 30th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Tacos fear Bush. He has a strong jaw with powerful molars. Bush will crunch tacos into tiny pieces and then dissolve them in acidic pool he keeps in his stomach. And then, then he will poop them. If tacos do not fear being in Bush’s asshole, they are indeed braver than I.
October 1st, 2008 at 9:42 am
Well said…you also left out that by adding the varying toppings to said Taco, it brings together other people from other walks of life, who grow the tomato, and process the cheese, etc… the last time Bush brought something together it was the cummulative sound of everyone in America face-palming during his speeches…
October 1st, 2008 at 9:42 am
I would sure rather spend some quality time with a taco than with Dubya.
Another winning point for the tacos.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:31 am
Not to mention that tacos are spicy.
October 1st, 2008 at 5:07 pm
tacos are made of WIN and gold. bush is made of FAIL and rubber.
October 1st, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Author of George W. Bush Vs. A Taco vs A taco
Question 1: Which is more popular?
No one even knows who wrote this article.
Tacos are more popular than this guy.
Taco 1 Author 0
Question 2: Which is more relateable?
Author is lame
Tacos are awesome
Taco 2 Author 0
Question 3: Which is more logical?
Tacos can be eaten which keeps you alive.
Author writes useless online articles for no reason.
Taco 3 Author 0
Question 4: Which is more safe?
Tacos have awesome flavor which isn’t poisonous.
Author is inedible.
Taco 4 Author 0
Question 5: Which is more dangerous to the other?
Author ate a taco before.
The taco over bloated him and almost killed him.
Taco 5 Author 0
Let’s make this more interesting.
Author vs George W. Bush
Question 1: Who is more popular?
Author: UNKNOWN NAME
George W. Bush: President of the USA
George Bush: 1 Author:0
Question 2: Which is more releatable?
George Bush: Graduated college.
‘Nuff said.
George Bush : 2
Author: 0
Question 3: Which is more logical?
Author: Makes up a random word ‘Releatable’
George W. Bush: Started the war of Afghanistan after 9/11, avenging his country.
George W. Bush: 3
Author: 0
Question 4: Which is more safe?
Author: Guy who sits in his house all day updating his blog that doesn’t even make any sense
George W. Bush: Has bodyguards.
George Bush: 4 Author: 0
Question 5: Which is more dangerous to the other?
Author: Carries a gun around since he cannot defend himself any other way.
George W. Bush: Commands the U.S. army.
George Bush: 5
Author: 0
Conclusion: Wow. Author lost. What a loser!
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
The comment above me is stupid as hell.
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:06 am
I’d take a taco over Bush any day of the week. Then again, I’m Mexican so maybe that has something to do with it.
October 4th, 2008 at 10:26 am
I tend to agree, Kurrus. But I figured if the commenter had some sort of man-crush on me, that I should give him the chance to let the world know about it.
Why else would you emulate the style of the post unless you wish to be more like the person you mock?
October 6th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Well I think that everyone is stupid, I am awesome, and boobs are good.