Extremely Funny

Its seems the media gets a major-boner every time Paris Hilton does something. And I don’t mean her sex tapes, her drunk-driving or jail-time either. Paris has paparazzi and film crews follow her, and everything she does is presented as real news. It doesn’t matter if its her new documentary, her new reality show, her relationships, her latest shopping excursion, what she’s wearing or not wearing (panties mostly), and if she takes a dump, they’ll let you know how long it took and how big it was. If Paris Hilton blew her nose, it would be news.

Fortunately, the Internet has been wise to Paris and we haven’t been subjected to any major meme surrounding the Simple Life star. Well, there are the sex tapes, but that’s a completely different story.

So what would it be like if every popular Internet meme had been started about Paris Hilton? What if all Internet memes were about Paris Hilton? The results are kinda scary.

I Can Has Cheez Burger

What if those four little words were not attached to a picture of a cat? Would LOLCats even exist? Probably not. The folks at icanhascheezburger.com would be displaying the latest and greatest LOLHiltons instead of LOLCats. Scary thought, eh?

Ceiling Cat

Chances are at some point in time you’ve come across ceiling cat. A sweet little cat whose head is sticking out of a hole in the ceiling (or other creative places), and usually attached to the picture is a caption. Now, imagine if there were no cute cuddly kitty, but instead the heiress’ head sticking out and watching over you. As you could imagine, the results would be a little disturbing.

Talk About Performance Anxiety.

And More….

Rather than go into too much detail about some of the other memes Paris could have destroyed, I’ll let them speak for themselves.

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Are there any other memes that Paris Hilton could’ve completely destroyed? Are there worse options than Paris? Does Anyone know the launch date for her next sex tape? Leave a comment.

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