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Recently, some of John McCain’s supporters are questioning his recent decision to enlist the Alaskan governor, the MILFalicious Sarah Palin, as the vice presidential nominee for the Republicans. And while the topic of Senator Palin’s pregnant teenage daughter has the world talking, a few more controversies around the sexy senator have recently surfaced.

Her Stance on Sex Education

While Senator McCain and the GOP platform state that children should be taught that abstinence is the only safe way to prevent pregnancy and disease, the yummy mommy of five disagrees. However, the former Alaskan beauty queen doesn’t want to simply address the use of condoms with students, but alternatives to intercourse as well. During a recent visit to a high school in Anchorage, the vivacious VP wannabe encouraged a male student to come up on stage and help demonstrate various sexual acts that would not result in pregnancy.

“If only the schools had taught this to their students earlier, my daughter might not have gotten into this situation.:”

Her Stance On Discipline

The 44 year-old hot-mom knows a thing or two about keeping things in order. And the Republican beauty would like to see some old rules come back into the American household.

“When children do not have fear of God in them, they feel as if they can do anything and not be punished. When I was younger, I was always cautious of what i said or did in fear of what may happen, and it has helped make me a better person. Fear is what these children need.”

While the topic of corporal punishment may not sit well with younger voters, Senator McCain and some of the other older Republican governors may wish to take Ms. Palin up on her offer.

Her Stance On Pornography

Palin will have a hard time winning over voters in Florida. A proposed ordinance would ban the sale - but not the private possession - of pornographic material within Nassau County. This doesn’t sit very well with the former beauty queen turned porn star. In fact, since being named the vice presidential candidate sales for her adult-oriented DVDs have skyrocketed. The increased interest in films like “M.I.L.F.” and “Governor Gangbang” have enabled the porn-star-politician to more easily finance her campaign.

“Sexuality is part of human nature. If it was not for sexuality, none of us would be here. The freedom to express your sexuality is what makes America wonderful. If you have a problem with an American woman expressing her sexuality with nine or ten American men, maybe you should think of moving to another country. Perhaps, you’d like to live in France.”

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