Kelly Rowland’s New Breasts
As part of Destiny’s Child, Kelly Rowland was on top of the world. But apparently, something was still missing. So she decided to branch out on her own in 2002. Her first solo effort, Simply Deep, was a commercial success, eventually selling more than 2.5 million copies worldwide. And with all the accolades, she still felt something wasn’t right. In October, she decided that it wasn’t money and fame she really wanted, but a nice set of big firm boobies.
According to the Associated Press, Ms. Rowland decided to jump “from an A-cup to a B-cup” in order to fit better into her clothing. However, recent pictures have surfaced that make us think Kelly was looking for much bigger things in her life. Comparing Kelly Rowland’s new sweater stretchers with the already buxom Lil’ Kim’s funbags seems like comparing melons with ..well…. other melons.
When looking at both sets of dirty pillows, Kelly’s milk biscuits seem to cover a greater circumference then Lil’ Kim’s not so little chesticles. Is it just me, or does it seem like there is indeed more mammary than we are lead to believe. Your thoughts?
March 8th, 2008 at 7:44 am
She was Beautiful without da bOOb job* Dumb Move Kelly*
I love Lil’ Kim’s tho + I’d Love to Snuggle my little head in her Pillows!!!
Yowza!!
;PPP
March 10th, 2008 at 4:01 am
Wow, nice funbags. If you are a balloon twisting clown intrigued by hot air ballooning. She probably could have gotten the same effect if she just had all of her photos airbrushed or photoshopped by you. Why oh why do women do this ? Real ones look like part of a woman’s body, whereas fake ones look like a pair of plasticene hemispheres comically stuck onto someone’s chest. Don’t get me wrong I’d still give them a squeeze and hope to gawd they didn’t bust and deflate at my initial awkward attempts to feel up the silicone implants. At least real boobs don’t pop or look like boob jobs.
I think Cosmo did a test, and found that men were actually able to pick the fake ones better than women were. Makes sense, if you think about it. Or not. Might I add that naturally big tits are okay however…
Hey this is a great idea for my next post. Thanks!
March 10th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Thanks for the kinds words guys.
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Stat: I actually did enhance her boobs a bit more. Her augmentation definitely helped her enhance what she had. I just took it a step further.
March 10th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
damn, nice ones….I always thought she was hotter than beyonce