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While Madonna’s brother talked to the media about his new tell-all book today, he had stated that he felt confident that his sister and Yankees star Alex Rodriguez have not been having an affair, contrary to what the media has been speculating.

When a publicist for the “Material Girl” was approached about the star’s current relationship with husband-filmmaker Guy Ritchie, it was revealed that they had been very supportive of each other during these trying times, and that Madonna had even gone to a tattoo parlor to prove it. To show her devotion to her hubby, “Madge” has reportedly had several of Guy’s film titles scrawled onto various parts of her body.

One particular photo provided, suggests that the film title “Snatch” was placed just above Madonna’s…ummmm…well….you get the idea.

When the singer was spotted with her husband in NYC later in the day, both reporters and fans of the almost 50-year old diva could be heard hurling questions at the pop-star about her new ink. When one reporter asked the Kabbalah devotee about her opinions of Ritchie’s critically-acclaimed film about the London criminal underworld, Madonna appeared confused and uncertain what to say. Nearby onlookers reportedly overheard the singer/actress ask her husband “You made a movie called what????”

More on this story as it develops.

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