Madge’s New Vadge Badge
While Madonna’s brother talked to the media about his new tell-all book today, he had stated that he felt confident that his sister and Yankees star Alex Rodriguez have not been having an affair, contrary to what the media has been speculating.
When a publicist for the “Material Girl” was approached about the star’s current relationship with husband-filmmaker Guy Ritchie, it was revealed that they had been very supportive of each other during these trying times, and that Madonna had even gone to a tattoo parlor to prove it. To show her devotion to her hubby, “Madge” has reportedly had several of Guy’s film titles scrawled onto various parts of her body.
One particular photo provided, suggests that the film title “Snatch” was placed just above Madonna’s…ummmm…well….you get the idea.
When the singer was spotted with her husband in NYC later in the day, both reporters and fans of the almost 50-year old diva could be heard hurling questions at the pop-star about her new ink. When one reporter asked the Kabbalah devotee about her opinions of Ritchie’s critically-acclaimed film about the London criminal underworld, Madonna appeared confused and uncertain what to say. Nearby onlookers reportedly overheard the singer/actress ask her husband “You made a movie called what????”
More on this story as it develops.
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Would you like to suggest an appropriate place for Madonna to place her “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” tattoo? Do you think half-century-old divas should still be getting body modifications? Leave a comment.
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July 14th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
If she were in her 20s, I’d say the LS&TSB tattoo could go on her boobs but if she gets it now, it’ll be pointing downwards.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Yeah, but it will be pointing downwards at some point anyway, so…I say, go for it.
July 14th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
You forgot to mention that the film title “Snatch” Madge had tattooed on her coochie is three stories tall.
July 15th, 2008 at 10:48 am
I look forward to the day when Madge ceases to be a topic - especially where her nasty bits are concerned.
I’m old enough to remember her being hot, and now…well, no.
September 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Before I read the article, here is the caption I thought of when I saw Madge’s Vadge Badge…
“A tramp who is particularly proud of her ability to accurately name her parts”
Funny pic, funny article, I’ll nominate you for sure! Maybe you’ll do the same for me
September 4th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
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October 29th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
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January 19th, 2009 at 12:11 am
wats so reakin bad about it?
March 11th, 2009 at 10:22 am
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