Paris Hilton’s New BFF is a Real Doll
Being a celebutante slut can be very trying and exhausting. People use you to get into all the best clubs and nightspots, as well as to meet all the in-people. It is no wonder that Paris Hilton is looking for new friends. But not just any friend, her new BFF (Best Friend Forever). And her search will become a 10-episode series on MTV. Once the 20 finalists are selected they will have the opportunity to move into a house with Paris, and learn all about what makes this little trampezoid tick. However, after a session with the media in which she discussed her newest endeavour. Paris revealed a “21st housemate” that will be the odds-on favorite to win. Her brand new “Big Joe Doll”.
Here are the facts:
- “Big Joe Doll” will never get into an argument with her over her floundering “career” or life choices
- “Big Joe” will never leak out a sex tape of them for his own financial gain
- A 7-inch removable part that Paris can take with her into places that “Big Joe” can’t accompany her
If you feel like purchasing your own new BFF, I might suggest checking out humor-blogs.com and see what the other blow-up dolls have to say first.
March 16th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
By doll do you mean dildo?
March 17th, 2008 at 2:26 am
By doll do you mean “inflatable sex toy”?
Then you must also be referring to Paris as being one herself.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I’d say “Inflatable sex toy” is more accurate then simply “dildo” (although that is part of the doll).
While I can see how easy it may be to confuse Paris with a sex doll, I’ve never seen Paris shipped in a box to lonely women around the world.
On the other hand, I do believe she possesses a pair of “inflatable sex toys” in her bra,