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With tomorrow bringing a conclusion to this year’s U.S. elections, the world anticipates the announcement of the next President and Vice President of the United States. But what will ever become of the other candidates? What will happen to the losers? Well depending on who wins, the results could pose to be interesting.

If the Republicans Win

Joe Biden

Biden could easily find himself on the winning end of a TV contract. I’m not saying he’s suitable as a political correspondent for CNN or Fox News, but his mature charms could win over a few viewers on daytime TV.

Barack Obama

Maybe he could win a few more votes during the next election if he takes a page out of Jesse Jackson’s book.

If the Democrats Win

Sarah Palin

While the possibility of Ms Palin posing in Playboy is pretty much a guarantee, the money she’ll earn from the pictorial will only last so long. The Alaskan beauty may have to find other work that makes use of her best assets.

John McCain

Much speculation suggests that win or lose, Senator McCain will pretty much succeed at only one thing.

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Does Joe Biden remind you more of Bob Barker or Regis Philbin? Would you vote for the Reverend in 2012? Will you be visiting the Anchorage Hooters? Is John McCain merely an overgrown hand puppet? Leave a comment.

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