Extremely Funny

For anyone not familiar with social networking sites like MySpace or Facebook, these sites allow you the ability to share your thoughts with not just your family and friends, but the entire world.  However, sometimes when people don’t sort or organize their pictures properly (place them in separate photo albums, for example), the images displayed can send mixed messages to their intended audience.  Here are some examples of strange picture pairings that we uncovered on MySpace, and what we think it means.

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Example 1

Synopsis: The picture on the left shows a well endowed woman’s breasts getting felt up. The picture on the right shows an elderly woman eating in front of a small child.

Conclusion: Apparently, this woman is just as proud of her tits, as she is of her granny.  However, based on the two comments to none ratio, it appears that more people are interested in her gazongas than in her grandmother.

Example 2

Synopsis: The picture on the left show the subject exposing her bra and panties to the camera.  The picture on the right shows the subject with a dog and a cow.

Conclusion: As we are not 100% certain if she had actually started removing her clothes after posing  with her animals or before, we are uncertain if she is a zooaphile or just a horny farmers daughter.  Either way, someone (or something) is going to get lucky.

Example 3

Synopsis: The picture on the left shows the subject kissing another girl while drunk.  The picture on the right shows the subject kissing her boyfriend when sober (apparently).

Conclusion: The subject may have purposely posted the second picture as a response to the first.  However, she still appears to be enjoying the kiss with her female friend a little more.

Example 4

Synopsis: The picture on the left shows the subject wearing a pair of assless chaps.  The picture on the right shows the subject’s parents.

Conclusion: Genetics is still a mystery.

Example 5

Synopsis: The picture on the left show the subject’s brother.  The picture on the right shows the subject wearing a pair of lacy panties.

Conclusion: Apparently, what they say about West Virginia is true.

Example 6

Synopsis: The picture on the left show the subject hugging her male friend.  The picture on the right shows the subject engaging in what appears to be oral sex.

Conclusion: We’ll go for what’s behind door number two.

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Do you have inappropriate pictures posted on MySpace or Facebook?  Do you prefer big orbs over old bitties? Has the world seen you get a hummer? Please leave a comment.