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VistaPhone: The Great IPhone Killer
I’ve got news for all of the Mac enthusiasts. I’m sorry to rain on your parade, but the iPhone is so yesterday. And what is taking over, you ask?
Microsoft’s new VistaPhone.
Sure, you may have iTunes. But we have Windows Media Player.
And you might have a nice calendar and mail application, but we have Microsoft Office. I can check my email in Outlook, put together my reports in Word, do some calculations in Excel, and create my presentations in PowerPoint.
And if I want to call someone..hold on a sec…
Ummmmm……..
Just forget everything I just said.
Stupid phone.
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Do you have to turn your phone on and off everytime you want to make a call? Is there a true IPhone killer in the near future? Is the Blue Screen Of Death merely Microsoft’s way to inform you its time for a coffee break? Leave a comment.
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Drew Barrymore Stops Using Her Mac
I’m quite certain that Apple must’ve loved the fact that actress Drew Barrymore had been seen traveling around with a Mac in tow, wherever she went. Like a great number of celebrities, Drew was interested in having a snazzy looking and useful tool around with her, and one that would catch the eye of onlookers. However, after months of playing around with her Mac, Drew has decided that it just didn’t feel right for her anymore.
While I’m certain, Steve Jobs isn’t pleased by this news, the story gets even weirder. During a recent commerical taping, the 33-year old actress was seeing carrying around some new hardware.
Drew had thrown her Mac aside, for a PC. When questioned about her decision, Ms. Barrymore stated:
“I found myself like many young women, wanting to have the newest, coolest and fastest thing going. However, as a woman matures, you realize that speed isn’t everything. Sometimes a woman wants to take her time and enjoy herself.
And if what you have only takes a few seconds to get ready, you have wonder if it worth your time. I’m much happier with the equipment that I am NOW using.”
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Do you prefer to use equipment that takes it time to please you, or that gets right to the task? Do you prefer a quick flashy Mac to a slow boring PC? Leave a comment.
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