Posts Tagged ‘bad choices’
An Open Letter To Google Users
Dear Google User,
You have probably come across this site, because you are a socially awkward and emotionally unstable pervert. Now, please don’t take offense, as many of my closest friends fall under this category. How do I know this about you? Let’s just say when I go through my log files, I see some very strange entries.
When you searched for “women as meat“, you found women and meat, but you didn’t find any women being mistaken for food (you must have some weird cannibal fantasy).
When you searched for “nice funbags” and “sweater stretchers”, you found that we enhanced the former Destiny Child member’s milk factories, however you didn’t find anything obscenely graphic (as much as you hoped you would).
When you searched for “lindsay lohan sex tape” but instead found a satirical look at celebrity sex tapes, I actually felt kinda bad. But when I saw you searched for “emmanuel lewis sex tape”, I threw-up in my mouth a little.
When you searched for “how dogs mate”, I felt like contacting the authorities about your disgusting animal fetish (but I didn’t).
And finally when you searched for “funny whores”, you got a glimpse at a couple posts about Eliot Spitzer’s extra-marital activities. And what happens to me? I’m left in wonderment about the possibility of some female stand-up comic who had to take on the oldest known profession to pay the bills. Maybe you should try doing a search on “Sarah Silverman”.
Anyway, I look forward to your next misguided search, and hope you enjoy your stay, you retarded degenerate.
Worst Tramp Stamp Ever
The following is a Public Service Announcement. It is our intention to prove without a question of a doubt that a crime against humanity has been committed. A crime that involves ink on the lower back of someones body.
For those unfamiliar with the term “tramp stamp”, the Urban Dictionary classifies it as “a derogatory term referring to a tattoo which a women places on her lower back.”
This type of tattoo has a certain social amd sexual connotation associated with it, that degrades the women who bear them by labelling them as tramps or whores. On the other hand, a lot of people find them sexy, and don’t mind the added attention.
However, there are times when we just need to say “No”.
And this is one of these times. If you don’t believe me, take a look for yourself at the Worst Tramp Stamp Ever.
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BTW, both thanks and regrets go to jayleahrocks for this horrendous discovery.
