Posts Tagged ‘beer’
Let’s Get Motivated
Sometimes, we get lazy (as evidenced by the number of recent updates to this site). In order to please many of our readers (and piss off others), we sometimes look for quick, easy comedic relief. If you haven’t guessed by the title of this post, we are going to bombard you with some original (yet funny) demotivational posters.
Enjoy.
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A Bitter Taste Of Nostalgia
Every now and then, you may across an old WWII war bonds poster, or a vintage ad from the “good old days”.
They all seem to a beautifully illustrated picture tied in with a bold message. What if we still used this form of advertising for enticing young men to enroll into the military? Would you enroll? What if we still used these illustrations to push product? Would you buy? Our latest mashups take a few old-time posters with new modern messages.
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Which poster would most entice you? What type of product or service would better be suited for this type of advertising? Please leave a comment.
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Six Packs
Which six pack do you prefer? Did I miss an option? Leave us a comment.
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Tips For Seducing Rednecks
As a service to our two female readers, I decided it was only right to provide some content geared to them. And what is a popular topic amongst our female readership…..dating. So I thought it only fitting that I provide some dating advice. However, as most of the guys I know are pretty low-brow, the best advice I can provide is a bit on the frightening side. So without further ado, here are three easy tips to keep in mind when trying to attract the opposite sex… well as long as his name is Billy-Bob or Bubba.
Tip #1: Present him with something enticing
Men are simple creatures. We like simple things like meat, sports, large breasts, beer and explosions. Pick two of these things and present it to us. You will find most subjects rather receptive to discussions about tailgate parties, beer-can bikinis, or NASCAR.
Tip #2: Set The Mood
After luring the redneck male back to your place, you can’t simply offer them sex. You have to set the mood for the evening. Put on a nice Lynyrd Skynyrd 8-track or Billy Ray Cyrus cassette. That’s really sexy. Turn off the lights, and turn on the TV. If you don’t own any actual porn, don’t be discouraged. Flip the channels until you find a Monster Truck Rally. That will be considered a suitable replacement.
Tip #3: Make Him Feel Comfortable
Once you have enticed the redneck male to the bedroom, the subject may start to feel uncomfortable. If you have all your own teeth, or don’t say things like “din you git sum”, he may not feel attractive enough. You can ease his discomfort by engaging in things like roleplay. You can act out his fantasy of “that purdy cousin from da city”, or whatever else comes to mind. The important thing is to not be judgmental of his requests, and you’ll be fine.
I hope you have found this advice useful. If you want to learn more about the redneck, or simply want to take a look at some successful shotgun weddings, feel free to click here.
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Four Ways To Ensure That You Can Always Open a Beer
Bottle openers that act as a key-chain are a great way to ensure that you can always crack open a bottle. As a public service, we’re including four practical and fun ways to ensure you always can open that darn bottle.
1. You can attach the key-chain to your keys, stupid. That one was way too easy.
2. You can attach the opener to a necklace or chain. Fashionable and functional.
3. Attach your bottle opener to a piercing. You could hang it from your ear, your belly, or a naughty bit.
4. Attach the opener to your pants. This can pose useful, but may seem tempting to passers-by if configured improperly.
