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Four Ways To Ensure That You Can Always Open a Beer
Bottle openers that act as a key-chain are a great way to ensure that you can always crack open a bottle. As a public service, we’re including four practical and fun ways to ensure you always can open that darn bottle.
1. You can attach the key-chain to your keys, stupid. That one was way too easy.
2. You can attach the opener to a necklace or chain. Fashionable and functional.
3. Attach your bottle opener to a piercing. You could hang it from your ear, your belly, or a naughty bit.
4. Attach the opener to your pants. This can pose useful, but may seem tempting to passers-by if configured improperly.
