Posts Tagged ‘breasts’
Diva Or Drag
Have you have ever walked behind someone, admired their ass and had impure thoughts about them, only before realizing they were the wrong gender. For those of you who said no, YOU LIE. But in an effort to redeem yourself, you can try and get a perfect score (which you may lie about as well) on our latest game offering. Can you pick out the diva pop-star princesses from the over-the-top drag queens? Give Diva or Drag a try, and see if you can tell the difference.
PETA Putting Cows Out Of Work
The extremist vegan group, PETA (or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), has once again asked corporate America to do something weird. They recently asked Ben & Jerry’s to replace cow’s milk with human breast milk in their ice cream. If Ben & Jerry’s decide to take up PETA on their proposal, what would this mean to everyone?
The Farmers
Obviously, if all of Corporate America follows this example, the dairy farmers will find themselves out of work. And in order to make ends meet, they will need to adapt to this new methodology. One possibility would be for farmers to replace their cattle with unwed teenage mothers who could use the extra cash to help support their young families. A more stable option might be by utilizing large religious families who tend to pop out a new kid every 9 months. The lack of birth-control and a continuous flow of breast milk could keep the farmers in a comfortable position for many years to come.
Ben & Jerry’s
If the ice-cream giant were to decide to opt to go the breast-milk route, what initiatives would they put in place?
Would they decide to use home-grown milk, or have their supply outsourced from a third-world country where they could garner a much cheaper price?
Perhaps Ben & Jerry’s could set up employee initiatives that help their female staff supplement their income with breast-milk-money. They could even setup initiatives for their female employees (and wives of male employees) to produce more children with additional initiatives put in place for the sale of their mommy-juices. More babies, mean more breast milk, which means more profit.
The only downside may be that these female employees will need to report to work once every few days in order to harvest product from their ample baby-feeders (for quality control purposes). Nothing more annoying then “Barry from Accounting” suckling on your nipples to ensure your inventory is still good.
The Rest Of Corporate America
If you thought Corporate America was quick to pick up on the “green and more environmental” bandwagon, the human-produced milk boom will be twice as huge. Of course, some marketing people will decide to rebrand some of their more popular products in an effort to catch the eyes of consumers. Yes, my friends, the “breast” is yet to come.
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What companies or products could you see switching to breast milk? Do you prefer you breast milk from a carton or straight from the source? What kind of work will the unemployed cows find? Leave a comment.
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Celebrity Cleavage Challenge: The Name Game
For those who have been anticipating the latest edition to our Celebrity Cleavage Challenge series, you are in luck. This is the fourth edition of the series, and is named The Name Game. This means three more groups of famous chick’s chumbawumbas to try and identify.
Enjoy and good luck.
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Were you able to correctly identify all three groups of glandular-endowments? Were your stumped by all three couples of cream-jugs? Do you want to see more milk factories? Are you impressed with the number of words to describe breasts? Please leave a comment.
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Pop Or Porn?
As of late, female celebrities (especially pop singers) seem to lack any discretion or even consider dressing appropriately. Sometimes it becomes difficult to know where to draw the line on fashion. In fact, it can get difficult to tell by what a girl is wearing, whether or not she is getting ready to perform on stage or participate in a gang-bang.
If you don’t believe me, have a try at our latest game……..Pop or Porn.
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Celebrity Cleavage Challenge: Girls On Film
As promised I’m adding yet another edition to our popular Celebrity Cleavage Challenge series. This is the third edition of the series, and is aptly named Girls On Film. This means three more groups of movie starlet’s fun bags to try and identify.
Enjoy and good luck.
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Were you able to correctly identify all three twosomes on your first attempt? Do you have any suggestions or criticisms that can help us with future editions of Celebrity Cleavage Challenge? Or simply put, do you like boobies? Please leave a comment.
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