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What Britney Spears Wants…
Apparently, Britney Spears is not aware of the controversy surrounding her new single, “If You Seek Amy”. Neither Ms. Spears or her record label, Jive, have spoken to the press regarding the possible shock tactics she is using to help promote her latest album, “Circus”. Most radio stations are uncertain how to handle the song, as they fear penalties from the FCC, as the chorus spells out “f— me”.
The controversy grows as reports indicate that this is the beginning of a trend for the former Mickey Mouse Club member. Images leaked to the Internet indicate that Britney is involved in the next Harry Potter movie, set for a July release. And the poster from the single is already raising some eyebrows.
The follow up single, about Britney’s childhood hobby, is also bound to raise a few eyebrows.
If you are are concerned that these tactics will mark the beginning of the end for the young songstress’ career, fear not. We have received news as it relates to a new endorsement deal for Britney. She has signed on with an energy drink manufacturer, and the initial campaign is almost ready for its official launch. Hopefully, this will help boost Britney’s image, which has seen its problems since the Pepsi debacle.
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Future Celebrity Careers
Many celebrities work odd jobs before making their big break. Actors who earn millions for a film role, or singers who have sold millions of albums, have worked in kitchens, warehouses and sewers to earn a few bucks. And once the fame and fortune is gone, many resort back to more menial work in order to make ends meet. Here are a few predictions for future employment opportunities for three celebrities.
Paris Hilton as a Dominatrix
Britney Spears as a Hooters Girl
Mariah Carey as a Stripper
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Britney Spears Fast Forward
Curious as to what the coming year would bring, we grabbed our Time Machine and fast forwarded to the end of 2008 to see what made headlines. Britney Spears made the top of the list.
First, Britney has a hard time with Fed-Ex (I mean K-Fed) having full custody of her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden Jame.
Friends and family try to help her cope by substituting her kids with stuffed animals. Being heavily drugged and sedated, Ms. Spears can “bearly” tell the difference.
Britney spends a great deal of time binge-drinking and heavily drugged. Her mind is so out of place, she walks into a McDonalds half-naked. As you can tell by the look from some onlookers, not everyone was disappointed by her strange behavior.
With all her mental and emotional troubles, Britney turns to a number of men to help her self-esteem problems. Her bed-jumping activity gets her in more trouble with the tabloids with headlines making reference to Britney being a “dirty whore”. In an effort to try and clean up her image, a drunken Britney invites the press to see her bathe in a public fountain.
It appears without proper support, Britney Spears in doomed for destruction. If you wish to help with reversing these dangerous patterns, please help me in locating the time-frame in which all her trouble stems from (meeting “Captain Idiot” Kevin Federline). We can travel back in time, stick him on a bus to Kentucky and save her career.
Oh, and maybe we can go back in time and hand her sister Jamie Lynn some condoms, while we are at it.
