Posts Tagged ‘campaign 2008’
John McCain Eats Puppies
It is disturbing to know, that the man who once referred to mixed martial arts as “human cockfighting”, could stoop so low. It is indeed now a known fact that the senator (and possible future President of the United States) likes the taste of puppy flesh.
During a recent visit to Texas, while on the campaign trail, one of Senator McCain’s assistants was seen in line at a lunch truck and was overhead placing an order for the senator.
“A dog and fries please.”
Can you believe that? A dog and fries. What kind of sick piece of humanity are we dealing with here? “Combat sports should be banned”, but eating someone’s loving pet is acceptable?
Well, sorry senator. I’m going to watch UFC 83 tonight, and I hope someone stops you from consuming anymore canines.
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Clinton Poses Nude For Male Voters
Upon hearing that an Italian porn star was using campaign posters showing off her bottom to garner support from male voters, Hillary Rodham Clinton’s camp followed suit with its own risque ad campaign. When asking famed French photographer Guy LaSnoot about the topless photos, he replied.
“When presented with this task, I did everything in my power not to vomit. When taking the photos, I try not to vomit. When we look at the proofs, I try not to vomit. After several days of airbrushing and reworking the images, I only vomit a little.”
Hillary’s New Campaign Manager
In attempt to regain some momentum from Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton has hired a new campaign manager, who will assist in showing her love for ethnicity.
Coco, who is originally from Africa, took his first day as campaign manager and political witch doctor in stride, and not without its own controversy. Upon taking questions from the press, a frazzled Coco jumped on top of a CNN correspondent, and proceeded to throw feces at other members of the press.
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Barack Obama - America’s First Gay President
Columnist Kevin McCullough recently wrote a story inquiring as to the possibility of Barack Obama, if elected, becoming America’s first gay president.
Now, most of you may wonder what he was talking about, considering the fact that he’s been married for 15 years to wife Michelle, and father to two girls, Malia Ann and Natasha. The comments in the article refer to his pro-gay policies and platform as opposed to any actual homosexual activity. The comment was apparently made in the same way that Bill Clinton was considered “America’s First Black President”.
Or is that really the case?
ExtremelyFunny.info has obtained information regarding possible footage of Barack Obama engaging in sexual acts with other men. Reports suggest that this footage will released to the public shortly.
Here is the cover to the upcoming Barack Obama DVD.
Hillary In Her Hijab
After all of the fuss made about alleged leaked photos of Barack Obama, the staff at Extremely Funny acquired an exclusive image of Hillary Clinton in traditional Muslim attire.
