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Most Socially Awkward Conjoined Twins

Everyday somewhere there are kids complaining about having to share toys, a bedroom, or any number of other luxuries. But if you are a conjoined (sometimes referred to as Siamese) twin, you don’t have the option to not share space. So what would be the worst position to be stuck with someone else in? Here are a few of my favorites.

Joined at the Nipple

So, ladies, imagine being on a date and the guy starts feeling a little amorous. In his attempt to make it to second base, he reaches his hands under your bra, and ooops….another breast comes into play. Well, most women probably wouldn’t want a guy they are interested in to get a free feel from their sister, so I’m certain this would cause some problems socially.

Joined At The Butt

This one seems twice as problematic as the nipple one. You would never be able to wear any pants that didn’t make your butt look huge. Finding suitable seating on buses and planes would be difficult. If your twin had diarrhea, there would be no way to avoid getting some on you. Also, I’m certain that particular sexual positions would become very difficult. That, and once again ladies, I’m certain that your man would get a free show.

Joined at the…….?

I think we have a winner. If you need me to explain why these twins are the worst off socially, you may want to hit yourself in the groin and look again. No explanation neccessary.

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Do you think you have an idea on another problem these twins may face? Do you think you know of a more socially awkward position to be continuously in? Please leave your comments.

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