Tips For Seducing Your Cousin

While a lot women found our article on seducing rednecks helpful, a lot of our male readers felt slighted. The question had arisen, but no answer was ever given. “So. what about my cousin? What if I want to try and pick up my cousin? What if I would like to make sweet love to my cousin?”

And in fact, I had neglected to provide any advice for the cousin-lovin’ populous out there. And I am going to correct that error.

Other folk might ask: why your cousin? Why would you want to even try anything with someone related to you? Well, sometimes its a matter of geographics, sometimes its pure laziness, and sometimes they just look really hot.

So for the three of you who had waiting, as well as the four or five of you that just found us through Google, I offer these five simple steps on seducing your cousin.

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