Becoming a Media Whore in Five Easy Steps

February 16th, 2009 2 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Pop Culture, Social Misfits Email This Post Print This Post

Over the site’s existence, Extremely Funny has poked fun at its share of celebrities (and pseudo-celebrities). We have also seen a growing trend with some individuals becoming famous with very little talent, yet able to exploit the media to garner more attention.  Like these famous individuals, would you like to become a “media whore”, as well?

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The Drunk Test

October 10th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Funny Games, Social Misfits Email This Post Print This Post

I might consider this to be more like an interactive Public Service Announcement than actually a game, but you can be judge of that.

Do you know your limit? How much is too much? Would you tell your buddies? Leave a comment.

My Pitch To the Cable TV Networks

I think I have a pretty good grasp on what the general public enjoys. And with the various cable outlets trying to entice you to watch their newest and latest offerings, I thought it only suitable to pitch a couple of my ideas.
Pimp My Nun

Pimp My Nun

MTV found great success in the vehicular makeover show, Pimp My Ride. Following the successful formula, it only makes sense that the next big thing would be to overhaul something near and dear to all our hearts…Nuns. No longer should a nun be looked upon as vicious and mean. The credo for this show is to take the “con” out of “convent”, and put the “sizzle” back into “sister”. Noone can dispute the joy is watching Sister Hattie transformed into “Sister Hottie”.

Freak Of Love

Freak Of Love

Both Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels showed a new side of themselves with their breakthrough hits on VH1 (Flavor of Love and Rock of Love and respectively). This time, its Brian Hugh Warner’s turn. Warner, known to most as shock rocker Marilyn Manson, is torn between his two dream girls, pop singer/former reality show starlet Jessica Simpson, and sex kitten actress Cameron Diaz.

Who doesn’t want to see Manson try to align himself and find love from one of “The Beautiful People”?

Drunk Girls Caught On Tape

Drunk Girls Caught On Tape

Outside of airing reruns for cult hits like CSI and Star Trek, SpikeTV has been home to shows featuring police car chases, criminals caught in awkward positions and other programming featuring amateur video clips of shocking and titillating events. If you want to understand the premise for this show, look at the picture above. Enough said.

Which show would you most likely watch? Do you have a pitch for the cable networks, as well? Please leave a comment.

If you like this post, feel free to send it to a friend to brighten their day. Head on over to humor-blogs.com and click on that smilie face. While your vote won’t help me getting these ideas in front of the TV execs, each smilie face ensures that a drunk “Charlie’s Angel” gets her wings.

Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. So, it is in fact true, that after boozing, snorting and sleeping with about 1/5 of the world’s male population, LiLo had no choice but to switch teams. However, this is in fact not Lindsay’s first endeavor in female philandering. According to an anonymous tip, Lindsay Lush played the role of a Chubby Chasing Pillow Queen with a Fugly Rugmuncher supplying her plenty of Nose Candy and tuna sandwichs (whatever that means).  And a leaked photo shows that Lindsay’s taste in women are indeed, rather bizarre.

Just a reminder there are only a few days left to enter our Yugoslavian Millionaire contest.  And don’t forget to check out all the crazy antics going on at humor-blogs.com.

 

Paris Hilton Found Drunk At Middle School

Paris Drunk At School
Not everyone can bring a famous person to their school’s Career Day, but Billy Marriott, 11, sure made waves when his guest arrived. The classroom at Radisson Middle School, in Culver City, CA was all abuzz when Billy introduced his infamous cousin, Paris Hilton. The always controversial Paris, was still noticeably intoxicated from her previous night’s debauchery, and apparently had not changed outfits from the night before.  She was also brandishing two open bottles of Jack Daniels which she would occasionally take a drink from.

While most would have expected Ms. Hilton to talk about her modeling, acting or “singing” career, Paris proceeded to divulge graphic details about some “hottie” she was “shagging in the ladies’ room” the night before. Grade six teacher, Wendy Waldorf, 27, was appalled by Ms. Hilton’s inappropriate behavior, and had the school principal, Stephen Savoy, 31, escort the intoxicated celebutante out of the building.

According to reports, Ms. Hilton’s last known whereabouts was in the backseat of Mr. Savoy’s, 1994 Honda Civic. More details on this story as they arrive.