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Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. So, it is in fact true, that after boozing, snorting and sleeping with about 1/5 of the world’s male population, LiLo had no choice but to switch teams. However, this is in fact not Lindsay’s first endeavor in female philandering. According to an anonymous tip, Lindsay Lush played the role of a Chubby Chasing Pillow Queen with a Fugly Rugmuncher supplying her plenty of Nose Candy and tuna sandwichs (whatever that means). And a leaked photo shows that Lindsay’s taste in women are indeed, rather bizarre.
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Paris Hilton Found Drunk At Middle School
Not everyone can bring a famous person to their school’s Career Day, but Billy Marriott, 11, sure made waves when his guest arrived. The classroom at Radisson Middle School, in Culver City, CA was all abuzz when Billy introduced his infamous cousin, Paris Hilton. The always controversial Paris, was still noticeably intoxicated from her previous night’s debauchery, and apparently had not changed outfits from the night before. She was also brandishing two open bottles of Jack Daniels which she would occasionally take a drink from.
While most would have expected Ms. Hilton to talk about her modeling, acting or “singing” career, Paris proceeded to divulge graphic details about some “hottie” she was “shagging in the ladies’ room” the night before. Grade six teacher, Wendy Waldorf, 27, was appalled by Ms. Hilton’s inappropriate behavior, and had the school principal, Stephen Savoy, 31, escort the intoxicated celebutante out of the building.
According to reports, Ms. Hilton’s last known whereabouts was in the backseat of Mr. Savoy’s, 1994 Honda Civic. More details on this story as they arrive.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Freaky Sex Tape
Rehab’s favorite little superstar is the next starlet of a high-profile sex tape. Anonymous sources have leaked a screenshot of the unusual sex tape featuring Hollywood misfit, Lindsay Lohan. The unusual bit about the tape is the Love Bug star’s little love bug, former child star Emmanuel Lewis.
When questioned about the pint sized star’s role in the illicit sex tape, a publicist for Lohan explained that neither Tommy Lee or Rick Solomon were available for the project, so Mr. Lewis decided to step up to bat.
Britney Spears Fast Forward
Curious as to what the coming year would bring, we grabbed our Time Machine and fast forwarded to the end of 2008 to see what made headlines. Britney Spears made the top of the list.
First, Britney has a hard time with Fed-Ex (I mean K-Fed) having full custody of her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden Jame.
Friends and family try to help her cope by substituting her kids with stuffed animals. Being heavily drugged and sedated, Ms. Spears can “bearly” tell the difference.
Britney spends a great deal of time binge-drinking and heavily drugged. Her mind is so out of place, she walks into a McDonalds half-naked. As you can tell by the look from some onlookers, not everyone was disappointed by her strange behavior.
With all her mental and emotional troubles, Britney turns to a number of men to help her self-esteem problems. Her bed-jumping activity gets her in more trouble with the tabloids with headlines making reference to Britney being a “dirty whore”. In an effort to try and clean up her image, a drunken Britney invites the press to see her bathe in a public fountain.
It appears without proper support, Britney Spears in doomed for destruction. If you wish to help with reversing these dangerous patterns, please help me in locating the time-frame in which all her trouble stems from (meeting “Captain Idiot” Kevin Federline). We can travel back in time, stick him on a bus to Kentucky and save her career.
Oh, and maybe we can go back in time and hand her sister Jamie Lynn some condoms, while we are at it.
The Drunk Girls Of Facebook: Girls Behaving Badly
With the advent of social networking sites like MySpace and Facebook, people all over the world were suddenly allowed to share their thoughts and ideas with friends and family, irregardless of their location. In a drunken stupor, sharing those images isn’t always the best idea. So to this, we must give thanks to the Drunk Girls Of Facebook, who share with us their debauchery.
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