Posts Tagged ‘drunk’
Paris Hilton Found Drunk At Middle School
Not everyone can bring a famous person to their school’s Career Day, but Billy Marriott, 11, sure made waves when his guest arrived. The classroom at Radisson Middle School, in Culver City, CA was all abuzz when Billy introduced his infamous cousin, Paris Hilton. The always controversial Paris, was still noticeably intoxicated from her previous night’s debauchery, and apparently had not changed outfits from the night before. She was also brandishing two open bottles of Jack Daniels which she would occasionally take a drink from.
While most would have expected Ms. Hilton to talk about her modeling, acting or “singing” career, Paris proceeded to divulge graphic details about some “hottie” she was “shagging in the ladies’ room” the night before. Grade six teacher, Wendy Waldorf, 27, was appalled by Ms. Hilton’s inappropriate behavior, and had the school principal, Stephen Savoy, 31, escort the intoxicated celebutante out of the building.
According to reports, Ms. Hilton’s last known whereabouts was in the backseat of Mr. Savoy’s, 1994 Honda Civic. More details on this story as they arrive.
Tags: classroom, drunk, drunk girls, funny, funny photo, funny photos, funny picture, funny pictures, humor, humour, middle school, paris hilton, photos, photoshop, satire, spoof, tabloids
What Happened to My Rum & Coke?
Credit goes to wepetluv4u for this photo.
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Britney Spears Fast Forward
Curious as to what the coming year would bring, we grabbed our Time Machine and fast forwarded to the end of 2008 to see what made headlines. Britney Spears made the top of the list.
First, Britney has a hard time with Fed-Ex (I mean K-Fed) having full custody of her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden Jame.
Friends and family try to help her cope by substituting her kids with stuffed animals. Being heavily drugged and sedated, Ms. Spears can “bearly” tell the difference.
Britney spends a great deal of time binge-drinking and heavily drugged. Her mind is so out of place, she walks into a McDonalds half-naked. As you can tell by the look from some onlookers, not everyone was disappointed by her strange behavior.
With all her mental and emotional troubles, Britney turns to a number of men to help her self-esteem problems. Her bed-jumping activity gets her in more trouble with the tabloids with headlines making reference to Britney being a “dirty whore”. In an effort to try and clean up her image, a drunken Britney invites the press to see her bathe in a public fountain.
It appears without proper support, Britney Spears in doomed for destruction. If you wish to help with reversing these dangerous patterns, please help me in locating the time-frame in which all her trouble stems from (meeting “Captain Idiot” Kevin Federline). We can travel back in time, stick him on a bus to Kentucky and save her career.
Oh, and maybe we can go back in time and hand her sister Jamie Lynn some condoms, while we are at it.
The Drunk Girls Of Facebook: Girls Behaving Badly
With the advent of social networking sites like MySpace and Facebook, people all over the world were suddenly allowed to share their thoughts and ideas with friends and family, irregardless of their location. In a drunken stupor, sharing those images isn’t always the best idea. So to this, we must give thanks to the Drunk Girls Of Facebook, who share with us their debauchery.
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Tags: drunk, drunk girls, facebook, funny, funny photo, funny photos, funny picture, funny pictures, girls, social media
The Drunk Girls Of Flickr
While looking around blogcatalog for sites to peruse, I came across a blogger by the name of Brock Landers who ran a couple of blog dedicated to the pictures of beautful women he came across on various social networking sites. Sites like the Hottest Girls of Myspace and Hottest Flickr Girls . Thanks to his inspiration, I gladly present to you the Drunk Girls of Flickr.
Feel free to leave your thoughts and comments.
