I’m So Happy That We are Having Meatloaf

You can thank the fine people at the UFC for distracting me enough that this is being posed after Wednesday, but I figured I should try to put something up.

Besides, look what’s for dinner. The other other white meat.

Credit goes to erinen31 for this mammary happy meal.

If I Was On The KFC Board Of Directors…

I’d send a nice, heartfelt greeting card to all the PETA Members wishing them a nice Easter holiday.

Easter Card from KFC to PETA

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Noone Really Wants Tofu Burgers Anyways

I could really go for a Whopper
I know that feeling all too well.

Real Women Eat Meat

Sharon Doesn’t Eat Meat

I came across an article promoting PETA’s latest campaign, the search for the sexiest vegetarian. So I went to GoVeg to check it out, and I came across this hottie named Sharon. I read a little further to find out that this tattoo-loving part-time model is married. Sure, she’s got a smoking hot body, but she probably demands a meat-free home. You kinda feel bad for her husband. Then I think about the semi-nude ads with Pamela Anderson, and Alicia Silverstone. It dawns on me, that PETA’s agenda revolves around sex.

Well, I’m looking out for my meat-eating brethren, and am starting my own campaign - PERF (People Eating Real Food). Women can be sexy and eat something other then celery or tofu. I start my campaign with two photoshopped stock photos, and two pictures I found on Flickr (thanks go to JD Hogg and Allenism). I may add slogans later, but the message should be pretty clear. If you have photos you’d like to contribute, leave a comment below. Feel free to click on the thumbnails below, as well.

Legs and Weiners
Sausage and Cleavage
Eating Hot Dog
Mustard Shot