How Heroes Get Motivated

I thought this poster would be appropriate after hearing that Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere, 18 and co-star Milo Ventimiglia, 31, (who plays Peter Petrelli ) were a couple.

Heroes

The Next Big Summer Blockbuster

Over the last two decades, the summer means big budget blockbusters, and every year those blockbusters seem to include a few comic book superheroes in live action splendor. This summer will include a film with Iron Man, the sixth installment of Batman (in the past 20 years), and a second Hulk movie. With the X-Men, Superman, the Fantastic Four and Spiderman all having captured large audiences over the last few years, the studios are looking for their next big hit.

My pick for the next big blockbuster is a spinoff, so to speak (the same could have been said about the comic book series. And this character adds a little sex appeal to the whole super hero genre, as well. I’m talking about:

She-Hulk

She-Hulk

Mischa Barton

I think Joanie “Don’t Call Me Chyna” Lauer (if not in rehab) would make a great run as the green beast. And the role of Jennifer Susan Walters would be played well by former star of the O.C., Mischa Barton (also if she’s not in rehab).

Do you have a better movie hero or heroine? Better choice for the lead for this movie? Leave a comment, or check out the super-villains over at humor-blogs.com.

Future Celebrity Careers

Many celebrities work odd jobs before making their big break. Actors who earn millions for a film role, or singers who have sold millions of albums, have worked in kitchens, warehouses and sewers to earn a few bucks. And once the fame and fortune is gone, many resort back to more menial work in order to make ends meet. Here are a few predictions for future employment opportunities for three celebrities.

Paris Hilton as a Dominatrix

Paris Hilton as a dominatrix

Britney Spears as a Hooters Girl
Britney Spears Working at Hooters

Mariah Carey as a Stripper
Mariah works at the strip club

Interested in career opportunities as a porn star for the blind, then click here for details.

Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. So, it is in fact true, that after boozing, snorting and sleeping with about 1/5 of the world’s male population, LiLo had no choice but to switch teams. However, this is in fact not Lindsay’s first endeavor in female philandering. According to an anonymous tip, Lindsay Lush played the role of a Chubby Chasing Pillow Queen with a Fugly Rugmuncher supplying her plenty of Nose Candy and tuna sandwichs (whatever that means).  And a leaked photo shows that Lindsay’s taste in women are indeed, rather bizarre.

Just a reminder there are only a few days left to enter our Yugoslavian Millionaire contest.  And don’t forget to check out all the crazy antics going on at humor-blogs.com.

 

The Female Trekkie

There are certain undeniable truths in life, and this is one of them.

Female Trekkie Poster

Click here or face the Vulcan mind-melt.