Five Assumptions By Aliens Based On The Tabloids

There is a very good reason why the haven of the entertainment world is sometimes referred to as “Hollyweird”. Shows like Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood focus on providing up-to-date information about our favorite celebrities. And while some of the celebrities’ humanitarian efforts are featured, other segments deal with the latest dirt on our most beloved stars.

If humankind was judged solely based on the behavior of these notable celebrities, we’d be in deep trouble.   If you don’t believe me, then take a look at the five examples below through an extra-terrestrials eyes.

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From Disney To Gay Porn

As strange as it might sound at first, the transition from making family friendly flicks to hardcore gay porn is a no-brainer.  The metrosexual good looks of many Disney-friendly young actors would make an obvious fit.  So don’t be surprised next time you go to rent an adult film and see one of the following sitting on the shelf.

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The Second Honeymoon

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Kids Have It So Easy Nowadays

June 23rd, 2009 1 Comment   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures Email This Post Print This Post

I remember listening to stories from my grandparents (and some of my friend’s grandparents) about how hard it was being a kid in their time.  Walking five miles barefoot in the snow to get to school.  Working the coalmines at the age of eight to help feed their sixteen brothers and sisters.  Killing off Nazis at the age of twelve.  They seemed to have a pretty tough life.

Being a child who grew up in the seventies and eighties, I pretty much had free reign and often wondered what I’d tell my grandchildren of my hardships.  Now in my mid-thirties, I can now see how hard I had it compared to kids today.

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The Dark Side