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George W. Bush Vs. A Taco

September 30th, 2008 10 Comments   Posted in Hypothetical Battles, Politics

Over the past century we’ve seen some of the greatest rivalries unfold before our eyes. Whether that be the Red Sox vs. Yankees, Celtics vs. Lakers,Pepsi vs. Coke or Apple vs. Microsoft. But we have yet to fully appreciate the greatest rivalry of all time: George W. Bush vs. a taco. But who would be the victor in the battle between the diplomat and the dinner?

Question 1: Which is more popular?
While considered a traditional Mexican dish, tacos are enjoyed by people in Australia, Canada, China, Iceland, New Zealand, Norway, Singapore, the United Kingdom and the United States (just to name a few places).

According to the latest polls, only 27% of Americans approve of how Bush is running the country. So in other words, you ask four people what they think of him, three of them would tell you that they dislike him. Poor Georgey.

Score: Taco 1 George 0

Question 2: Which is more relateable?
A graduate of Yale University, George worked in his family’s oil businesses for a number of years. He was a co-owner of the Texas Rangers, and would work his way into becoming Governor of Texas in 1994. A mere six years later, he became President of the United States.

Tacos can contain practically any type of meat, and can be easily made at home.

Score: Taco 2 George 0

Question 3: Which is more logical?

It had been reported that during a Pentagon meeting in August of 2004, President Bush had been overheard saying “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we.”

The purpose of the taco’s shell is to prevent its contents from spilling out. Because of the shell, a taco can be eaten from your hand, without the aid of utensils.

Score: Taco 3 George 0

Question 4: Which is more safe?
In December of 2006, 70 diners from Taco Bell restaurants on the East Coast fell sick from E. coli poisoning,

Based on data from various sources, George W and his War On Terror has been either the direct or indirect cause of death for between 9,402 and 27,607 civilians, 887 Coalition soldiers and approximately 4,016 Afghan Police, Military and Private Military contractors. That makes George responsible for between 14,305 and 31,965 deaths.

Which makes you feel more comfortable? 70 sick people or 14,000+ casualties?

Score: Taco 4 George 0

Question 5: Which is more dangerous to the other?

In 2006, U.S. Congress had approved spending $2.7 billion for a fence to be built on the U.S./Mexico border. Its now being reported that it will cost an additional $400 million.

Four years earlier, President Bush spoke to reporters with a noticeably bruised face. Who was the culprit? A pretzel.

Bush is not fearful of the Mexican people coming over illegally. He is fearful of choking on Mexican delicacies such Gorditas, Burritos, Taquitos, and (yes you guessed it) tacos.

Tacos, however, do not fear Bush.

Score: Taco 5 George 0

Verdict: Winner by a unanimous score of 5 to 0 - the Taco.

Well, until anyone can provide a better argument: A Taco > George W. Sorry, fella.

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George Bush Is Not Human

July 10th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Politics

Scandal strikes Washington D.C., as a mishap during a recent press conference at the White House, horrified hundreds of onlookers. During a session of questioning with the media , electric bolts appeared to come from the face of President Bush. Part of the President’s face appeared to be sliding off, revealing what appeared to be some type of circuitry. Once peace was restored one of George W’s aides stepped forward and provided the following statement.

“Many of you have been wondering, and It is in fact true. The President of these United States is not human, but is in fact a cybergenic being. The GW46 had been designed to replace the late George W Bush, who died of an unfortunate drug overdose in September of 1976, God rest his soul. As you can imagine, keeping this secret has been highly difficult, and filled with many obstacles. Having to use some of Dick Cheney’s loose neck skin to produce realistic wrinkles for the the GW46 was troubling. We had encountered a few bugs during the last few upgrades, as was evidenced by many of the speaking engagements over the last 8 years. We pose no regrets for our decisions, and feel that we did what we did in the best interest of the nation.”

LOLitics: The New Internet Sensation

March 27th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Politics

I’ve grown very weary of the whole LOLCats phenomenon. The first couple examples I ever saw were at least a little funny, but now most I have seen are just plain stupid. I’ve been amused by the various offshoots, as both the LOLbabes and the RIPdogs have amused me (in completely different ways). But now is the time for one true Internet sensation to emerge, and it is LOLitics.

Results From Googling George W. Bush

January 27th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun

I was not entirely surprised by the results shown.
Click on the thumbnail to see for yourself.