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How Heroes Get Motivated

July 4th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Pop Culture

I thought this poster would be appropriate after hearing that Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere, 18 and co-star Milo Ventimiglia, 31, (who plays Peter Petrelli ) were a couple.

All Women Are Bisexual by Nature

May 29th, 2008 12 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Random Funniness

I was right. And for those of you who don’t know me, that is usually the case. To celebrate my victory of intellect, I present you with a picture MOST ALL WOMEN can enjoy.

Source: Lisa Rigan

I’m certain some of you agree, and others may be confused, but as stated earlier, I was right. All women are bisexual by nature. Now to understand this statement, you must first know what it means to be bisexual. According to the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, bisexual means:

-adjective
1. Biology.
a. of both sexes.
b. combining male and female organs in one individual; hermaphroditic.
2. sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
–noun
3. Biology. an animal or plant that has the reproductive organs of both sexes.
4. a person sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.

Now I’m not suggesting that all women have both reproductive organs, but that all women are sexually responsive to both sexes. How can I prove this, you ask? With scientific evidence.

A study was done, FIVE FRIGGIN’ YEARS AGO, that studied how men and women responded to different types of erotica. Homosexual men were sexually aroused by images of men and heterosexual men by images of women. In other words, men’s sexual arousal patterns were highly obvious.

Women on the other hand, were very different. Both straight and gay women would become sexually aroused by both male-oriented and female-oriented erotica.
So, in conclusion, ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL BY NATURE.

You are welcome.

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The Female Trekkie

May 24th, 2008 7 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

There are certain undeniable truths in life, and this is one of them.

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Click here or face the Vulcan mind-melt.

Real Women Eat Meat

February 10th, 2008 3 Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, PERF, Photoshop Phun, Social Misfits

I came across an article promoting PETA’s latest campaign, the search for the sexiest vegetarian. So I went to GoVeg to check it out, and I came across this hottie named Sharon. I read a little further to find out that this tattoo-loving part-time model is married. Sure, she’s got a smoking hot body, but she probably demands a meat-free home. You kinda feel bad for her husband. Then I think about the semi-nude ads with Pamela Anderson, and Alicia Silverstone. It dawns on me, that PETA’s agenda revolves around sex.

Well, I’m looking out for my meat-eating brethren, and am starting my own campaign - PERF (People Eating Real Food). Women can be sexy and eat something other then celery or tofu. I start my campaign with two photoshopped stock photos, and two pictures I found on Flickr (thanks go to JD Hogg and Allenism). I may add slogans later, but the message should be pretty clear. If you have photos you’d like to contribute, leave a comment below. Feel free to click on the thumbnails below, as well.

The Drunk Girls Of Facebook: Girls Behaving Badly

February 1st, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Funny Pictures, Social Misfits

With the advent of social networking sites like MySpace and Facebook, people all over the world were suddenly allowed to share their thoughts and ideas with friends and family, irregardless of their location.  In a  drunken stupor, sharing those images isn’t always the best idea.  So to this, we must give thanks to the Drunk Girls Of Facebook, who share with us their debauchery.

Click on a thumbnail below to enlarge.