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June 18th, 2009 No Comments   Posted in Demotivational Posters, Funny Pictures

Sending Mixed Messages on MySpace

June 17th, 2009 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Social Misfits

For anyone not familiar with social networking sites like MySpace or Facebook, these sites allow you the ability to share your thoughts with not just your family and friends, but the entire world.  However, sometimes when people don’t sort or organize their pictures properly (place them in separate photo albums, for example), the images displayed can send mixed messages to their intended audience.  Here are some examples of strange picture pairings that we uncovered on MySpace, and what we think it means.

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Why Do Bisexual Women Deny Their Bisexual Nature?

May 25th, 2009 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Random Funniness

Source: big-ashb

After reading a recent comment from a “socially awkward window licker” for a post I made almost a year ago, I think we need to re-open the subject of bisexuality and women.

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1.  Do The Math

Bisexuality refers to the ability to be “sexually responsive to both sexes”.  Studies from six years ago indicate that all women were responsive to all forms of erotica (both male and female).  Based on the study as well as the definition of bisexuality, we can safely conclude that all women are bisexual.

2. Alcohol Induced Bisexuality

There has been a growing trend among young women where alcohol causes them to act out on their bisexual nature. 

I am referring to the act of drunk girls kissing other drunk girls.

Now some of you will argue that alcohol impairs both a person’s judgment as well as their inhibitions.  Others will argue that alcohol induces the truth.  Alcohol allows women to indulge in their own bisexual natures while using alcohol as a crutch.

3. The Forty Year Old Virgin Scenario

According to a study done by the University of Chicago during the 90s (aptly titled ‘‘The Social Organization of Sexuality: Sexual Practices in the United States’‘), 1.2 percent of men admitted to still being virgins when they turned 40. For women, the rate was about 2 percent.  What does this have to do with women and acting on their bisexuality?  While some people remain virgins due to the lack of sexual attractiveness, some choose to remain pure until they are married.

Women abstain from pre-marital sex due to moral or religious beliefs. Women also abstain from same-sex encounters due to moral or religious beliefs.

4. You Always Have a Choice

Social stigma and conditioning can play an important role in people’s choices.  Both men & women face roadblocks when admitting their sexual preferences to both their family & peers, when it doesn’t fit society’s norm of a strictly heterosexual lifestyle.  And those who admit their attractiveness to both sexes, do not always do so equally.  Some “openly bisexual” women are more attracted to women. Others are more attracted to men.  Some are equally attracted to both men and women. Just because a woman chooses to only pursue male sex partners,  does not mean that she isn’t attracted to women.

That is her choice.

However, irregardless of her personal choices, she remains bisexual.

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Do you still wish to deny the evidence, and pointlessly argue the truth?  Do you believe social conditioning has led women to deny their bisexual tendencies?  Do some women need to be more open-minded about their sexuality?  Leave a comment.

How To Get Stalked On MySpace

January 14th, 2009 1 Comment   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Social Misfits

[Editorial Note:  Online predators and cyber-stalking are very serious topics.  These are topics that, unfortuantely, has had an impact on my family recently.  It is our hope that we can educate and entertain others with the use of humor, about these matters.  This post discusses the general lack of common sense that some people have when it comes to posting personal information online (as it relates specifically to social networking web sites like MySpace).  We do not endorse stalking or harassing anyone online or offline.  Should you come across a loved one who is posting this type of information, smack them upside the head.]
[Editorial Note #2: We do not endorse violence either.]

Are you lonely?  Are you trying to find Mr or Ms. Right? Does the bar scene just not cut it anymore?  Well, you can say goodbye to loneliness and hello to happiness, thanks in part to social networking site like MySpace and Facebook.  With such a large community of people, you are bound to meet and make new friends who share similar interests with you.  So what do you need to find that someone special, and catch their attention?  Just follow our simple to follow six-step plan.

Step 1: Tell Us A Little Something About Yourself.

Are you a gaming afficianado?  Do you enjoy going to plays?  Perhaps, you prefer a nice cuddle on the couch, and watching a romantic movie.  Its good to let others know a  little something about yourself, or at the very least, let them know what’s on your mind.  Maybe someone might share of your interests, or at the very least in the same mood as you.

Step 2: Get Close and Personal
Beauty may only be skin deep, however when checking out new people online, you can’t help but be a little superficial.  Because of this, most people focus on showing their best physical assets.  If you have nice eyes, don’t hesitate from posting a closeup picture of your peepers.  If people tell you that you have a nice smile, post a nice shot of your pearly whites.  Whatever you think might be your best asset, feel free to display it for others to see.

A word of warning, all of your friends and family will be seeing these pictures, as well.  So try to remember to leave yourself with a little dignity.  Otherwise, the pictures that your family might enjoy seeing, may end up being shown right next to the ones that really would rather not see.

Step 3: Location, Location, Location
While posed portraits, and body shots are nice, people enjoy seeing pictures of other people enjoying themselves.  Its not uncommon see pictures posted from a recent vacation, a weekend out of town with the girls, or even events like concerts or weddings.  Its fun to see people interacting in various social settings. However, you may want to avoid posting pictures in front of your work or favorite bar, as people who you’d rather avoid, will be able to find you in places where you spend a lot of your time.

Step 4: Show Off Your Skillz

As is with the outside world, there are tons of people to look at online, and you should make yourself stand out.  A lot of people post pictures of themselves at their very best.  Do you play guitar?  Maybe post a picture of yourself playing at the local bar.  Do you dance?  You can post photos from your recitals or competitions, and share your passion with others.  No matter what you are good at, it helps others get a glimpse at you, and the things that you like to do.

5. Feel Free To Safely Interact
The nice thing about social websites is the social aspects.  Post a comment on someone’s profile, or if you like someone send that someone a private message.  If things get awkward or uncomfortable, you don’t need to worry about anything.  You can simply block them from contacting you.  Its not like they have your e-mail address.

6. A Good Sense of Humour
People enjoy a good sense of humour.  And showing yourself in funny and awkward situations will show that you don’t mind be being the butt of a joke. Maybe,  its getting arrested by the 6-year-old police officer on Halloween.  Maybe you’ve went back in time, and find yourself shackled in town square.  Perhaps, you find yourself completely buried in the sand, and only your head is showing.  Showing a fun and playful side will win you over more new friends and possible relationships then just posting the same old boring pictures.

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Have you been witness to someone posting something inappropriate on their FaceBook?  Has someone shown you a little more of themselves than you are comfortable with on MySpace?  Leave a comment.

Tips For Seducing Your Cousin

October 21st, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

While a lot women found our article on seducing rednecks helpful, a lot of our male readers felt slighted. The question had arisen, but no answer was ever given. “So. what about my cousin? What if I want to try and pick up my cousin? What if I would like to make sweet love to my cousin?”

And in fact, I had neglected to provide any advice for the cousin-lovin’ populous out there. And I am going to correct that error.

Other folk might ask: why your cousin? Why would you want to even try anything with someone related to you? Well, sometimes its a matter of geographics, sometimes its pure laziness, and sometimes they just look really hot.

So for the three of you who had waiting, as well as the four or five of you that just found us through Google, I offer these five simple steps on seducing your cousin.

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