I Need a Little Motivation

Maybe its because I’m lazy, but I find some of our original motivational/demotivational posters can produce some great laughs with a lot less effort on my behalf.  So, here are eight original posters for you, because I care.

Sobriety

Suicide Bombers

Hooters

Vadge Badge

Scotland

Slaves

SEX

Babysitter

What poster do you find most motivational? Do you own a slave? Leave us a comment.

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Future Celebrity Careers

Many celebrities work odd jobs before making their big break. Actors who earn millions for a film role, or singers who have sold millions of albums, have worked in kitchens, warehouses and sewers to earn a few bucks. And once the fame and fortune is gone, many resort back to more menial work in order to make ends meet. Here are a few predictions for future employment opportunities for three celebrities.

Paris Hilton as a Dominatrix

Paris Hilton as a dominatrix

Britney Spears as a Hooters Girl
Britney Spears Working at Hooters

Mariah Carey as a Stripper
Mariah works at the strip club

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