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How Heroes Get Motivated

July 4th, 2008 1 Comment   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Pop Culture

I thought this poster would be appropriate after hearing that Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere, 18 and co-star Milo Ventimiglia, 31, (who plays Peter Petrelli ) were a couple.

All Women Are Bisexual by Nature

May 29th, 2008 12 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Random Funniness

I was right. And for those of you who don’t know me, that is usually the case. To celebrate my victory of intellect, I present you with a picture MOST ALL WOMEN can enjoy.

Source: Lisa Rigan

I’m certain some of you agree, and others may be confused, but as stated earlier, I was right. All women are bisexual by nature. Now to understand this statement, you must first know what it means to be bisexual. According to the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, bisexual means:

-adjective
1. Biology.
a. of both sexes.
b. combining male and female organs in one individual; hermaphroditic.
2. sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
–noun
3. Biology. an animal or plant that has the reproductive organs of both sexes.
4. a person sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.

Now I’m not suggesting that all women have both reproductive organs, but that all women are sexually responsive to both sexes. How can I prove this, you ask? With scientific evidence.

A study was done, FIVE FRIGGIN’ YEARS AGO, that studied how men and women responded to different types of erotica. Homosexual men were sexually aroused by images of men and heterosexual men by images of women. In other words, men’s sexual arousal patterns were highly obvious.

Women on the other hand, were very different. Both straight and gay women would become sexually aroused by both male-oriented and female-oriented erotica.
So, in conclusion, ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL BY NATURE.

You are welcome.

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Future Celebrity Careers

May 26th, 2008 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Many celebrities work odd jobs before making their big break. Actors who earn millions for a film role, or singers who have sold millions of albums, have worked in kitchens, warehouses and sewers to earn a few bucks. And once the fame and fortune is gone, many resort back to more menial work in order to make ends meet. Here are a few predictions for future employment opportunities for three celebrities.

Paris Hilton as a Dominatrix

Britney Spears as a Hooters Girl

Mariah Carey as a Stripper

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Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover

May 26th, 2008 2 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. So, it is in fact true, that after boozing, snorting and sleeping with about 1/5 of the world’s male population, LiLo had no choice but to switch teams. However, this is in fact not Lindsay’s first endeavor in female philandering. According to an anonymous tip, Lindsay Lush played the role of a Chubby Chasing Pillow Queen with a Fugly Rugmuncher supplying her plenty of Nose Candy and tuna sandwichs (whatever that means).  And a leaked photo shows that Lindsay’s taste in women are indeed, rather bizarre.

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The Female Trekkie

May 24th, 2008 7 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

There are certain undeniable truths in life, and this is one of them.

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