Posts Tagged ‘humour’
Five Assumptions By Aliens Based On The Tabloids
There is a very good reason why the haven of the entertainment world is sometimes referred to as “Hollyweird”. Shows like Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood focus on providing up-to-date information about our favorite celebrities. And while some of the celebrities’ humanitarian efforts are featured, other segments deal with the latest dirt on our most beloved stars.
If humankind was judged solely based on the behavior of these notable celebrities, we’d be in deep trouble. If you don’t believe me, then take a look at the five examples below through an extra-terrestrials eyes.
From Disney To Gay Porn
As strange as it might sound at first, the transition from making family friendly flicks to hardcore gay porn is a no-brainer. The metrosexual good looks of many Disney-friendly young actors would make an obvious fit. So don’t be surprised next time you go to rent an adult film and see one of the following sitting on the shelf.
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Movie Sequels I’d Like To See
Hollywood sometimes has a tendency to try and reproduce the same formula over and over again when a successful movie is made. This can mean picking up a second film, creating a trilogy or in some cases producing a whole slew of direct-to-DVD films based on a once successful movie franchise.
There are occasionally movies that get written that never see the light of day as the original actors or production team don’t feel it makes the grade. Here are three examples of films that should produce a sequel and what needs to be done to make it work.
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The Great Pirate-Ninja Debate Is Over
All behold, your new leader.
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The superior race is now here. Feel free to flame away in the comments section, as your inferiority will be evident by the pinja’s sheer awesomeness.
