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Demotivated Yet Delighted
Here are a few new original demotivational posters to brighten up your Hump Day.
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Kanye West Does It Again
After the outrage from this past weeks VMAs, you would thinks Kanye West would have learned his lesson.
But the outspoken rapper/producer found himself on stage spouting the virtues of Beyoncé Knowles, once again. What Mr. West had neglected to consider when he jumped on stage at a small theatre in East Los Angeles, was that he was interupting an acceptabce speech at the Transexual Adult Films Awards (also knowns as the Shemmys).
When award winner Leslie Coxx pointed out that perhaps Kanye may have been mistaken. The controversial rapper stood his ground insisting that Beyoncé Knowles be recognized for her talent. Ms. Coxx proceeded to explain that she had been awarded the Shemmy for “Best Group Sex Performance by a She-male Involving Midgets“, Kanye wouldn’t budge. Ms. Coxx questioned Mr. West about whether or not Ms. Knowles had ever performed fellatio on 72 midgets in the course of an hour. The outspoken rapper responded: “If by 72 midgets, you mean Jay Z, then the answer would be yes.” When Ms. Coxx pointed out that in order to qualify for the award, Beyoncé would need to have a penis, Mr. West responded by saying “If by penis, you mean Jay Z, then the answer would be yes.”
Visibly frustrated by this interruption, Ms. Coxx lifted up her dress to reveal her rather large endowment. After a few seconds of shock, Kanye apologized and left the stage.
At the time of this report, Kanye was expected to be appearing at this weekend’s Emmy Awards in hopes of winning an award for his recent appearance on the Jay Leno Show.
Back To School or Back To Skool?
As most kids are heading back to school either this week or next week (depending on the local school board), one question comes up.
What exactly are we sending our kids back to?
Five Assumptions By Aliens Based On The Tabloids
There is a very good reason why the haven of the entertainment world is sometimes referred to as “Hollyweird”. Shows like Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood focus on providing up-to-date information about our favorite celebrities. And while some of the celebrities’ humanitarian efforts are featured, other segments deal with the latest dirt on our most beloved stars.
If humankind was judged solely based on the behavior of these notable celebrities, we’d be in deep trouble. If you don’t believe me, then take a look at the five examples below through an extra-terrestrials eyes.
