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Giant Japanese Women Attack NYC
After over 60 years of peace between Japan and the United States, the Japanese military deployed an attack on New York City, citing decades of stereotyping and verbal bashing. In an unusual move, the Japanese unleashed their “Mutant Mizu Shobai Military”: an army of gigantic Japanese sex workers and hostesses. The attack was short lived, as most of the large Asian ladies did what most of their cultural counterparts would do once making thier way to the city: they went sightseeing.
Below are some pictures we were unable to uncover from the larger-than-life ladies
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How would you respond to an attack by a gigantic “geisha girl”? If you were a 300-ft tall Japanese woman, what sights would you go see while in New York? Leave a comment.
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Jenna Jameson vs. A Japanese Phone Book
Somewhere right now, in this world, some people are sitting in a bar, enjoying a few drinks, and having a very random conversation. For those of you who are unfortunate enough not be sitting out at some patio and drink margaritas, I will do my best to reproduce this conversation, but in a more condensed and sensible manner. At this very moment, some guys are drinking beer and discussing hypothetical battles. The battle we will discuss here is one between porn starlet Jenna Jameson and a Japanese phone book.
Question 1: What is able to store more information?
The phone book contains page after page of names and phone numbers. Some recent stories about Jenna give us the impression that she doesn’t always remember to eat. 1 Point goes to the phone book.
Score: Japanese Phone Book 1 Jenna Jameson 0
Question 2: Which can hold open a door?
While Jenna claims to be weighing around 120, she appears to weigh a great deal less. And considering the phone book is dead weight, it should not encounter any problems if a gust of wind arises. 1 Point for the phone book.
Score: Japanese Phone Book 2 Jenna Jameson 0
Question 3: Which is more dangerous?
While getting hit in the head with the phone book may hurt more than getting hit by Jenna, her current boyfriend MMA fighter Tito Ortiz could hurt you in ways a big book can’t. 1 Point is awarded to Jenna.
Score: Japanese Phone Book 2 Jenna Jameson 1
Question 4: Which is more durable?
While the phone book may look pretty durable, it can get beat up pretty quickly. The pages get torn, some pages start to discolour, and by the time you get the phone book, a lot of the data is already out of date. After 34 years of sex, drugs, debauchery and various health problems, Jenna is still kicking about. Another Point is awarded to Jenna.
Score: Japanese Phone Book 2 Jenna Jameson 2
Question 5: Which has seen more Wang?
Wang is a very popular name that may appear profusely through out a phone book in Japan. Ms. Jameson has reportedly slept with about 100 women and 30 men off-screen in her life. Add into account her 100+ adult films and she’s seen a lot of everything. But has she seen more? Too tough to call. No points given to either.
Verdict: Draw
Well, until anyone can prove otherwise: Jenna Jameson = Japanese Phone book. Take it for what its worth.
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Do you feel the verdict is unjust? Do you feel that one of the points was given to the wrong side? Do you have a tie-breaking question? Please leave us a comment.
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