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John McCain Eats Puppies
It is disturbing to know, that the man who once referred to mixed martial arts as “human cockfighting”, could stoop so low. It is indeed now a known fact that the senator (and possible future President of the United States) likes the taste of puppy flesh.
During a recent visit to Texas, while on the campaign trail, one of Senator McCain’s assistants was seen in line at a lunch truck and was overhead placing an order for the senator.
“A dog and fries please.”
Can you believe that? A dog and fries. What kind of sick piece of humanity are we dealing with here? “Combat sports should be banned”, but eating someone’s loving pet is acceptable?
Well, sorry senator. I’m going to watch UFC 83 tonight, and I hope someone stops you from consuming anymore canines.
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John McCain’s Secret Relationship
John McCain claims that a report in The New York Times which suggests that he was having an inappropriate relationship with a female lobbyist is “not true”. He has denied having any romantic relationship with Vicki Iseman, 40, the lobbyist in question.
While we wait to see if these claims are accurate, ExtremelyFunny.info has obtained an exclusive photo of Mr. McCain acting inappropriately with a different woman, while taking a break from his campaign.
