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Why Do Bisexual Women Deny Their Bisexual Nature?

May 25th, 2009 No Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Random Funniness

Source: big-ashb

After reading a recent comment from a “socially awkward window licker” for a post I made almost a year ago, I think we need to re-open the subject of bisexuality and women.

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1.  Do The Math

Bisexuality refers to the ability to be “sexually responsive to both sexes”.  Studies from six years ago indicate that all women were responsive to all forms of erotica (both male and female).  Based on the study as well as the definition of bisexuality, we can safely conclude that all women are bisexual.

2. Alcohol Induced Bisexuality

There has been a growing trend among young women where alcohol causes them to act out on their bisexual nature. 

I am referring to the act of drunk girls kissing other drunk girls.

Now some of you will argue that alcohol impairs both a person’s judgment as well as their inhibitions.  Others will argue that alcohol induces the truth.  Alcohol allows women to indulge in their own bisexual natures while using alcohol as a crutch.

3. The Forty Year Old Virgin Scenario

According to a study done by the University of Chicago during the 90s (aptly titled ‘‘The Social Organization of Sexuality: Sexual Practices in the United States’‘), 1.2 percent of men admitted to still being virgins when they turned 40. For women, the rate was about 2 percent.  What does this have to do with women and acting on their bisexuality?  While some people remain virgins due to the lack of sexual attractiveness, some choose to remain pure until they are married.

Women abstain from pre-marital sex due to moral or religious beliefs. Women also abstain from same-sex encounters due to moral or religious beliefs.

4. You Always Have a Choice

Social stigma and conditioning can play an important role in people’s choices.  Both men & women face roadblocks when admitting their sexual preferences to both their family & peers, when it doesn’t fit society’s norm of a strictly heterosexual lifestyle.  And those who admit their attractiveness to both sexes, do not always do so equally.  Some “openly bisexual” women are more attracted to women. Others are more attracted to men.  Some are equally attracted to both men and women. Just because a woman chooses to only pursue male sex partners,  does not mean that she isn’t attracted to women.

That is her choice.

However, irregardless of her personal choices, she remains bisexual.

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Do you still wish to deny the evidence, and pointlessly argue the truth?  Do you believe social conditioning has led women to deny their bisexual tendencies?  Do some women need to be more open-minded about their sexuality?  Leave a comment.

Let’s Get Motivated

March 28th, 2009 12 Comments   Posted in Demotivational Posters, Funny Pictures

Sometimes, we get lazy (as evidenced by the number of recent updates to this site).  In order to please many of our readers (and piss off others), we sometimes look for quick, easy comedic relief.  If you haven’t guessed by the title of this post, we are going to bombard you with some original (yet funny) demotivational posters.

Enjoy.

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All Women Are Bisexual by Nature

May 29th, 2008 18 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Random Funniness

I was right. And for those of you who don’t know me, that is usually the case. To celebrate my victory of intellect, I present you with a picture MOST ALL WOMEN can enjoy.

Source: Lisa Rigan

I’m certain some of you agree, and others may be confused, but as stated earlier, I was right. All women are bisexual by nature. Now to understand this statement, you must first know what it means to be bisexual. According to the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, bisexual means:

-adjective
1. Biology.
a. of both sexes.
b. combining male and female organs in one individual; hermaphroditic.
2. sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.
–noun
3. Biology. an animal or plant that has the reproductive organs of both sexes.
4. a person sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual.

Now I’m not suggesting that all women have both reproductive organs, but that all women are sexually responsive to both sexes. How can I prove this, you ask? With scientific evidence.

A study was done, FIVE FRIGGIN’ YEARS AGO, that studied how men and women responded to different types of erotica. Homosexual men were sexually aroused by images of men and heterosexual men by images of women. In other words, men’s sexual arousal patterns were highly obvious.

Women on the other hand, were very different. Both straight and gay women would become sexually aroused by both male-oriented and female-oriented erotica.
So, in conclusion, ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL BY NATURE.

You are welcome.

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Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover

May 26th, 2008 3 Comments   Posted in Distorted Viewpoint, Funny Pictures, Photoshop Phun, Pop Culture, Social Misfits

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. So, it is in fact true, that after boozing, snorting and sleeping with about 1/5 of the world’s male population, LiLo had no choice but to switch teams. However, this is in fact not Lindsay’s first endeavor in female philandering. According to an anonymous tip, Lindsay Lush played the role of a Chubby Chasing Pillow Queen with a Fugly Rugmuncher supplying her plenty of Nose Candy and tuna sandwichs (whatever that means).  And a leaked photo shows that Lindsay’s taste in women are indeed, rather bizarre.

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