Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’
Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Lover
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is involved in a romantic lesbian relationship with gal pal DJ Samantha Ronson. So, it is in fact true, that after boozing, snorting and sleeping with about 1/5 of the world’s male population, LiLo had no choice but to switch teams. However, this is in fact not Lindsay’s first endeavor in female philandering. According to an anonymous tip, Lindsay Lush played the role of a Chubby Chasing Pillow Queen with a Fugly Rugmuncher supplying her plenty of Nose Candy and tuna sandwichs (whatever that means). And a leaked photo shows that Lindsay’s taste in women are indeed, rather bizarre.
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Who Wants To Be A Yugoslavian Millionaire?
First off, I would like to apologize to the 2 or 3 people who have popped by the site a dozen times over the last couple weeks to see if their was any new content. Unfortunately, I was abducted by aliens and forced to breed with Lindsay Lohan in a plot to overrun the world with little hairy drunkards.
Now that I’m back, I would like to reward my loyal minions with a rare and exciting opportunity. As part of my lawsuit settlement with said aliens (who couldn’t differentiate Ms. Lohan from a vacuum cleaner), I came into a small fortune. And i am willing to share this small windfall with one lucky reader. I will be awarding to one lucky reader:
Not 1 million….
Not 5 Million….
Not 10 million….
But 100 Million Yugoslavian dinaras.
The rules are simple.
Simply leave a comment to this post, and tell me in 150 words or less, why you deserve to be a Yugoslavian millionaire. Entries are judged for creativity, originality and humour. I will select one lucky winner on May 31st, and they will receive 100 Million Yugoslavian Dinara.
Good luck.
Lindsay Lohan’s Freaky Sex Tape
Rehab’s favorite little superstar is the next starlet of a high-profile sex tape. Anonymous sources have leaked a screenshot of the unusual sex tape featuring Hollywood misfit, Lindsay Lohan. The unusual bit about the tape is the Love Bug star’s little love bug, former child star Emmanuel Lewis.
When questioned about the pint sized star’s role in the illicit sex tape, a publicist for Lohan explained that neither Tommy Lee or Rick Solomon were available for the project, so Mr. Lewis decided to step up to bat.
