Posts Tagged ‘Mark Burnett’
My Pitch For The Next Survivor
With reality television having lasted longer than I thought, I would at least like to see something on television with a little more grit. So, I would like to propose to Mark Burnett that the next season of Survivor be a complete overhaul. No more gorgeous scenery, no more scantily clad woman. It is all about survival.
I present to you: Survivor South Central.
We take 16 white kids from suburbia and drop them into South Central Los Angeles. And when I say 16 white kids, I mean sixteen Caucasian teenage boys who think they aren’t white (if you catch my drift). Now, I understand dropping these social misfits in the middle of Gangland USA may not be the most responsible thing, but it sure would be entertaining.
I’m also thinking of suggesting the follow up should be Survivor Siberia. Equipping the contestants in nothing but a g-string in the middle of January, I could recommend a couple boys my daughter used to date for that project.
Now that’s entertainment.
