Posts Tagged ‘mcdonalds’
Sex and Fast Food
Sex is used to sell all types of products from gum and potato chips to beer and cars.
However, it seems most of the fast food chains choose to ignore this tactic in favour of quirky and family-friendly programming.
So, what if I were in charge of adding a little sex-appeal to your favorite fast food chain latest campaign?
Below include a few ideas of mine:
Okay, so the New York Fries ad isn’t entirely original, and Carls Jr. had featured Paris Hilton in their commercials, but you get the idea.
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Which ad do you like the best? Which ad would most likely influence your purchase? Are there other restaurant chains that this type of advertising would be more suited to? Please leave a comment.If you enjoyed this post, leave a comment and tell us so. While you are at it, head on over to humor-blogs.com and click on that smilie face. Each click ensures that Paris will have no problem finding “big meat” to put in her mouth.
Tags: ad campaign, dairy queen, fast food, funny, funny photo, funny photos, funny picture, funny pictures, humor, humour, marketing, mcdonalds, ny fries, photos, photoshop, pizza hut, satire, sex, spoof, taco bell
Britney Spears Fast Forward
Curious as to what the coming year would bring, we grabbed our Time Machine and fast forwarded to the end of 2008 to see what made headlines. Britney Spears made the top of the list.
First, Britney has a hard time with Fed-Ex (I mean K-Fed) having full custody of her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden Jame.
Friends and family try to help her cope by substituting her kids with stuffed animals. Being heavily drugged and sedated, Ms. Spears can “bearly” tell the difference.
Britney spends a great deal of time binge-drinking and heavily drugged. Her mind is so out of place, she walks into a McDonalds half-naked. As you can tell by the look from some onlookers, not everyone was disappointed by her strange behavior.
With all her mental and emotional troubles, Britney turns to a number of men to help her self-esteem problems. Her bed-jumping activity gets her in more trouble with the tabloids with headlines making reference to Britney being a “dirty whore”. In an effort to try and clean up her image, a drunken Britney invites the press to see her bathe in a public fountain.
It appears without proper support, Britney Spears in doomed for destruction. If you wish to help with reversing these dangerous patterns, please help me in locating the time-frame in which all her trouble stems from (meeting “Captain Idiot” Kevin Federline). We can travel back in time, stick him on a bus to Kentucky and save her career.
Oh, and maybe we can go back in time and hand her sister Jamie Lynn some condoms, while we are at it.
Cloning Big Macs
With the news that the FDA is reporting that food from cloned animals are just as safe as food from naturally conceived animals, skeptics are questioning both the timing, and legitimacy of the 968-page report.
While the food and milk produced by sheep are still questioned, the report states that no hazards were found with the by-products of healthy cloned goats, pigs and cattle.
While producing food directly from a cloned animal may prove expensive (cloning a cow can cost between $15,000 to $20,000), it is suspected that some entities may find ways to utilize this technology and do so at a reduced cost.
For example, take a look at the new McCloning Lab at work.
Buyer beware.
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Editorial Note: I had previously uploaded an incomplete McCloning Lab which excluded a key ingredient. My bad. 
